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You might need to ride a Harley if...

If you turn up the radio when a penis enlargement commercial comes on, you might need to ride a Harley.

Get it? Please make this a long list. I think it could get pretty funny with some of you characters contributing.
 

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If you live in Chicago, and ride a 2001 ZX-6E, you might need a Harley.
LOL!! Funny, but aren't you a redneck?
 

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If your wife wont let you get a sportbike and your too pansy to stand up to her, you might need a Harley
 

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ummmm

You might need a Harley if...

sportbike gas tanks leave no room for your big fat belly and you like the chrome-do-hicky section of JC Whitney!


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You might need a Harley if....

If your a woman and can't afford "D" cell batteries anymore for your bed side "toys":eek:
 

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... When asked how your bike "turns in", you say "it depends on which way I want to go, dumb a$$.
 

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you might need a Harley if..........

If the thought of riding with no shirt with a women on the back with less teeth than your front sprocket is appealing, you might need a Harley.
 

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You might need a harley

- you think that tassles blowin' make you look faster

- if the only horns on your bike are on your helmet

- bugs on your teeth make them whiter

- you want a bike that will make your arms shake more than Janet Reno
 

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You might need a Harley if...

Your dog wants to keep up when you go "bike" riding.:D
 

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You say stuff like, "I'd kill myself on one of those"

You are afraid of horsepower.

You own a rusted out Ford Pickup.

You want an image, not a motorcycle.

The word "Tiknology" scares you.

Handling is something you do in your pants.

Performance is something you and your wife enjoy once ever six months when you come home sober because the bartender at "Ned's" is sick.

Your name is Butch, Bull Dog or Snake.

Running "Too Hot" into a corner means the beer strapped on the back is getting warm.
 

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you might need a harley if.......

(keep in mind I am new to bikes, but I know better then to buy a piece of crap.)

- you think nascar winston cup is the ultimate racing experience
- your only response to a sportbike doing a wheelie past you is "jap crap"
- you think "loud annoying sound=performance"
- you want something that can be beat by a honda civic
- you think helmet laws are stupid
- your a yuppie who probably knows nothing about bikes
- you think to your self "man, everyone will see how tough I am by having one of these"
 
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