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Everyone has heard the "You might be a Redneck"
This is on the same principal's. If you don't know what a boater is. As an Arab it is what we call people that come over from the old country. Read and enjoy.

And Doc this is some funny stuff!!!





This is a non-sappy forward, so no worries. Some of these do apply to
yous. You know who you are.


>If you leave a trail of eaten sunflower seeds after you've taken
>a little walk around your block, you might be a boater.
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>If you're in your twenties or older and have always had a
>mustache, you might be a boater.
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>If any of your pinky nails are longer than your other nails,
>you might be a boater.
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>If your still pissed off about the Gulf war, you might be a
>boater.
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>If having to say you're sorry means you lost, you might be a
>boater.
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>If having to lose a sporting event means it's the end of the
>world, you might be a boater.
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>If you count back the cash every time you give it a friend or a
>relative, you might be a boater.
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>If you own more than two Winston, Marboro, or Newport t-shirts,
>you might be a boater.
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>If you've saved over 10,000 Marboro miles and have never smoked a
>cigarette, you might be a boater.
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>If you can type over 100 numbers per minutes on a cash register
>but failed remedial math in high school, you might be a boater.
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>If you have a full kitchen and dining room set up in your garage,
>you might be a boater.
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>If you have more than one religious statue in your yard, you might
>be a boater.
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>If you believe the expiration dates on coupons apply to everyone
>except you, you might be a boater.
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>If you own more pairs of slippers than shoes, you might be a boater.
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>If more than half of your clothes were bought from LA's garmet
>district, you might be a boater.
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>If you don't believe in deodorant, you might be a boater.
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>If yelling is the only form of communication you know, you might be
>a boater.
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>If, as a woman, your Sunday church clothes are nicer than your
>wedding clothes, you might be a boater.
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>If, as a man, you have never washed a dish, cleaned a window,
>vacuumed a carpet or cooked a meal, you might be a boater.
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>If you wear black slacks and a white dress shirt to the beach, you
>might be a boater.
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>If you've ever had a nose job or permanent hair removal, you might
>be a boater.
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>If, as a young lad, you dreamed of owning your own liquor store,
>you might be a boater.
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>If the only time you ever see your father is when you change shifts
>at the liquor store, you might be a boater.
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>If you're jealous of everyone you know because they have a
>nicer house, fancier car or have more money than you, you might
>be a boater.
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>If, as a young woman, you ever lied to your parents about going out
>with a guy, you might be a boater.
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>If, as a teenage girl, your parents are planning your wedding before
>planning your graduation party, you might be a boater.
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>If the most important quality of a perspective husband is his
>financial statement, you might be a boater.
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>If you've had to sell your car, house or liquor store to pay off
>gambling debts, you might be a boater.
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>If you've ever seriously considered marrying your cousin, you might
>be a boater.
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>If, instead of mayo or mustard, you like your BLT sandwich with
>hummas, you might be a boater.
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>If your idea of going out to dinner is going to Aladdin's, Saharah's
or
>The Nadie, you might be a boater.
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>If you live anywhere on Mollison, you might be a boater.
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>If you've ever gone to a Halloween party dressed as an Arab Sheik,
>you might be a boater.
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>If you share your bedroom with three or more of your siblings, you
>might be a boater.
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>If at any one time, your family have not been on speaking terms
>with at least three other families, you might be a boater.
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>If there is more than a fifteen year difference between you and your
>spouse, you might be a boater.
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>If your aunt is also your sister-in-law, you might be a boater.
>
>If your weight has increased exponentially since got married, you
>might be a boater.
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>If you collect more than one form of government handouts but have
>never worked a day in you life in America, you might be a boater.
>
>If every single member over age twelve in your family works in a
>liquor store, you might be a boater.
>
>If you think living in Detroit is soooo much better than living in San
>Diego, you might be a boater.
>
>If the last time you wore a bra was in your late twenties, you might
>be a boater.
>
>If you are just as hairy below your neck as you are above your
>neck, you might be a boater.
 

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Hey i dunno if there are any "ARAB" ppl on here but i happen to be ARABIC n just so u know that is not cool man. i dunno how old u are but grow up. Ive been in the Armed Forces for a while now and when ppl try to do or say shit like this n think its funny. Umm no i dont think so I think i earned my respect n that just disrespectful. Yah its all shits n giggles but sometimes ppl dont like certian comments. Anyways I hope ppl take that into consideration. Thanks
 
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Some were good and most were weak..
After dating a greek girl for years, I see the whole thing... All of that is like a recap of three years of my life...
 

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If you are just as hairy below your neck as you are above your
neck, you might be a boater.


Was that part of the recap? haha j/k ;)




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I am Arab American as well, American born 100% Syrian decent. Both of my parents are Syrian.

I gotta tell ya...that is some funny shit. I was laughing at most of the jokes. I know X1_Solo is of Lebanese decent and he can appreciate the jokes too. I'm sure he didn't mean to offend anyone, and it was meant to be funny. Not really sure how you got offended...you mean to tell me you didn't laugh at any of those jokes...:D
 

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I didn't see, "If you laugh at the -you might be a redneck- jokes, but not at the -you might be a boater - jokes, you might be a boater :thumb:
 

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CBR RYDER said:
Hey i dunno if there are any "ARAB" ppl on here but i happen to be ARABIC n just so u know that is not cool man. i dunno how old u are but grow up. Ive been in the Armed Forces for a while now and when ppl try to do or say shit like this n think its funny. Umm no i dont think so I think i earned my respect n that just disrespectful. Yah its all shits n giggles but sometimes ppl dont like certian comments. Anyways I hope ppl take that into consideration. Thanks

dude...when he said "Old country" didn't you get the point that Pete is an Arab himself or are you just always looking to start shit?
 

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MIBUSA said:
how about "if you're a redline road captain, you might be a boater" :twofinger J/K
anthony i thought you were half lebanese half syrian :confused: i guess i was mistaken and you're all syrian :D so tell you're ancestors to get out of my old country :twofinger
lmao...i was waiting for something like that.
 

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CBR RYDER said:
Hey i dunno if there are any "ARAB" ppl on here but i happen to be ARABIC n just so u know that is not cool man. i dunno how old u are but grow up. Ive been in the Armed Forces for a while now and when ppl try to do or say shit like this n think its funny. Umm no i dont think so I think i earned my respect n that just disrespectful. Yah its all shits n giggles but sometimes ppl dont like certian comments. Anyways I hope ppl take that into consideration. Thanks
Hey Man,

Sorry If I offended you. I am Lebanese and I thought it was funny when It was emailed to me. Anyways Sorry Cuz!!!
 

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Ok Ok before this gets any biggerr..... It was not my intent to start anythin X1 solo didnt know u were arabic as well.... the only thing is i didnt like the term arabs.. thats all i did laugh at the joke cause yah that shits true... but no worrys no hard feelins just misunderstandings.... so MY bad.... and x1 solo didnt mean to be rude or anythin i hope u can understand, where i was comin from. Take it easy bro.
 

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No Problem Cuz!!!

I have some more if you are in the mood for them????

Anyways what branch of the military were you in.

and you can call me Butrous/Pete
 

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im in the Air Force. been in for 5 whole years now lol..... yah i plan to make a career outta it.... lets see been to Saudi, Turkey, Qatar, Jordan, Iraq. yah so i did my time in the sand box.

and by the way im Yaz nice to meet ya

yah when i was in Iraq ppl kept sendin real nasty stuff bout arabic ppl in general n i didnt like that.. and ive been dealing with racism in the military ever since ive joined. So i no i cant stop it but ill do what i can. thats where that was all comin from.
 

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CBR RYDER said:
...didnt know u were arabic as well.... the only thing is i didnt like the term arabs..
so it would be bad if i said you, doc, headlight, and pete were my 4 favorite arab buddies? i'll try to make a mental note of that...
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pete - soccer $'s due, so we need to meet sometime this week. and if anybody else is intrested in playing indoor soccer, get a hold of me ASAP.
 

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I am offended that the word Redneck was involved here as well....
 

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x1_solo said:
why isn't your neck to tattooed to have any red in it. or need i say more???
no tattoos that far up bastid :twofinger
 
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