You know your a bike nut when......
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·<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Your jeans have holes in the knees....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
So what's your excuse RCjohn ???
Bearclaw boy!!
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Watch out where those Huskies go , Don't you eat that yellow snow ....
Adam
So what's your excuse RCjohn ???
Bearclaw boy!!------------------
Watch out where those Huskies go , Don't you eat that yellow snow ....
Adam
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When you spend more time riding your bike than you do with your spouse and family...
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Richard M. Poniarski
'00 Kawasaki ZR750F2, a.k.a. ZR-7
AMA #674623
NY S666C
ZR7OA #3
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Richard M. Poniarski
'00 Kawasaki ZR750F2, a.k.a. ZR-7
AMA #674623
NY S666C
ZR7OA #3
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When your subscription to Penthouse and Sportrider both arrive the same day and you open Sportrider first.
horsepower is my Viagra.
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SFV ~~~~ >=>
'00 ZX-12R
'99 Hayabusa
'98 Bandit streetfighter
horsepower is my Viagra.
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>'00 ZX-12R
'99 Hayabusa
'98 Bandit streetfighter
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When you spend 6+ hours a day 7 days a week (AFTER working 8 hours at your normal day job) working on a Sportbike website and only make approx $450 a month doing it.
30 days X 6 hours a day = 180 hours
$450 divided by 180 =2.5
$2.50 per hour.
But that's ok, I'd do it for free.
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Robert Basil
It ain't easy being green - Kermit the frog
But it sure is fun! - Robert Basil
30 days X 6 hours a day = 180 hours
$450 divided by 180 =2.5
$2.50 per hour.
But that's ok, I'd do it for free.
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Robert Basil
It ain't easy being green - Kermit the frog
But it sure is fun! - Robert Basil
...when you work a second job two or three days a week, ON TOP OF the normal 60 hours per week at your normal job, just so you can afford your bike. Wish I could've paid "cash" for it, but that's ok, I'VE GOT A SPORTBIKE!!!!!!
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Cosmo
"You have some options to choose from: You can lead, you can follow, or you can get out of the way!"
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Cosmo
"You have some options to choose from: You can lead, you can follow, or you can get out of the way!"
...when you wave excitedly at other bikers...and you're in your CAGE!
...when you carefully negotiate the apex of a curve...with a grocery cart!
...when you park a $15,000 vehicle in the driveway so you can park your $4,000 used bike in the garage!
Somebody STOP ME! I've got a MILLION of 'em!
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I WILL have a Ducati!
...when you carefully negotiate the apex of a curve...with a grocery cart!
...when you park a $15,000 vehicle in the driveway so you can park your $4,000 used bike in the garage!
Somebody STOP ME! I've got a MILLION of 'em!
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I WILL have a Ducati!
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...you say that you're going to the "Gap" and you expect the people there to be wearing leather and kevlar not khakis and pastels...
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
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You get turned off when people don't know
what an R1 is.
Your utility shed has 7 bikes worth of
parts in it.
Your car is worth 5k and your bike 10k.
You see people you haven't seen in a while
and the first words out of there mouth are
"How's the bike?"
You won't date a girl who won't get on the
bike or rides herself.
All your close friends own sportbikes.
When you go out with the boys, while most
people are talking sh!t about girls your
talking sh!t about bikes.
You spend ridiculous amounts of time on some
Web Site called SBW.
You are a moderator for said web site.
Chris
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I really should be working...
what an R1 is.
Your utility shed has 7 bikes worth of
parts in it.
Your car is worth 5k and your bike 10k.
You see people you haven't seen in a while
and the first words out of there mouth are
"How's the bike?"
You won't date a girl who won't get on the
bike or rides herself.
All your close friends own sportbikes.
When you go out with the boys, while most
people are talking sh!t about girls your
talking sh!t about bikes.
You spend ridiculous amounts of time on some
Web Site called SBW.
You are a moderator for said web site.
Chris
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I really should be working...
You put off winterizing your bike until after 2 feet of snow has fallen (and even then you curse yourself when it warms up to a fraction above freezing... or you see a patch of dry pavement.)
When the first motorcycle of the year drives by
1. you wet yourself
2. you curse yourself for letting your insurance expire
3. you work 200 hours of consecutive overtime to raise enough money to get yourself back on the road
4. you crash on your first corner because you forgot how slippy salty cold roads are.
...man this topic is addictive!
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Suicycler.com
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When the first motorcycle of the year drives by
1. you wet yourself
2. you curse yourself for letting your insurance expire
3. you work 200 hours of consecutive overtime to raise enough money to get yourself back on the road
4. you crash on your first corner because you forgot how slippy salty cold roads are.
...man this topic is addictive!
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Suicycler.com
[email protected]
When you find yourself, on a regular basis, standing barefoot on the cold concrete floor of your garage, at 4:30 in the morning, staring at your bike, and wondering if it would wake up the neighbours, or the wife, if you took it out for just a little ride. Then you put on your gear and do it anyway.
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Rossco.
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Rossco.
When you and your brother sit on the (garaged) bikes in the middle of winter and make vroom vroom noises, while "turning" AND with the helmets on. His girlfriend got a laugh at us and asked why we had on the helmets "it's the law you dummy" was my brother’s only reply.
Also, when you pass up lunch with a "hottie" to ride (still kicking myself over that one)
Rock on
Ride on
Fizzman
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Mu toys,
84VF500F (RIP)
Ibanez RG
Ibanez RX
Yamaha acoustic
JB player acoustic
Also, when you pass up lunch with a "hottie" to ride (still kicking myself over that one)
Rock on
Ride on
Fizzman
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Mu toys,
84VF500F (RIP)
Ibanez RG
Ibanez RX
Yamaha acoustic
JB player acoustic
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rossco929:
When you find yourself, on a regular basis, standing barefoot on the cold concrete floor of your garage, at 4:30 in the morning, staring at your bike, and wondering if it would wake up the neighbours, or the wife, if you took it out for just a little ride. Then you put on your gear and do it anyway.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
I've done that
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Kyle M. m/16 Noblesville,IN
If you're a poser and you know it, clap your hands.
"Big Dick's HARDCORE Road Racing School, where we drag more than our knees."
When you find yourself, on a regular basis, standing barefoot on the cold concrete floor of your garage, at 4:30 in the morning, staring at your bike, and wondering if it would wake up the neighbours, or the wife, if you took it out for just a little ride. Then you put on your gear and do it anyway.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
I've done that
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Kyle M. m/16 Noblesville,IN
If you're a poser and you know it, clap your hands.
"Big Dick's HARDCORE Road Racing School, where we drag more than our knees."
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...when you're so excited to post something on SBW that you post it twice. Sorry, couldn't help myself!
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SHREDD!:
When your ears perk up like a dog and your attention is broken(NO MATTER WHAT YOUR DOING)because you hear a bike at WOT off in the distance.
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Man, I do that every time. I can be in the middle of a conversation, and I will just stop and listen to try an figure what kind of bike it is, and where it is. People actually have gotten quite annoyed with me for doing that.
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Rossco.
When your ears perk up like a dog and your attention is broken(NO MATTER WHAT YOUR DOING)because you hear a bike at WOT off in the distance.
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Man, I do that every time. I can be in the middle of a conversation, and I will just stop and listen to try an figure what kind of bike it is, and where it is. People actually have gotten quite annoyed with me for doing that.
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Rossco.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fizzman:
When you and your brother sit on the (garaged) bikes in the middle of winter and make vroom vroom noises, while "turning" AND with the helmets on. His girlfriend got a laugh at us and asked why we had on the helmets "it's the law you dummy" was my brother’s only reply.
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Pete does this with his son. The bike is in the livingroom. He has the TV remote wired to the turn signal switch. It's a HONDA VTR1000R (I believe the R stands for Recliner).
I start my bike several times during the cold part of winter just to hear it run. It is like the longest month of the year.
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John
"If Harley made an airplane... would you fly in it?"
When you and your brother sit on the (garaged) bikes in the middle of winter and make vroom vroom noises, while "turning" AND with the helmets on. His girlfriend got a laugh at us and asked why we had on the helmets "it's the law you dummy" was my brother’s only reply.
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Pete does this with his son. The bike is in the livingroom. He has the TV remote wired to the turn signal switch. It's a HONDA VTR1000R (I believe the R stands for Recliner).
I start my bike several times during the cold part of winter just to hear it run. It is like the longest month of the year.
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John
"If Harley made an airplane... would you fly in it?"
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·Posted by RCjohn <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Pete does this with his son. The bike is in the livingroom. He has the TV remote wired to the turn signal switch. It's a HONDA VTR1000R (I believe the R stands for Recliner)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Thats the problem with your lights Pete! You have them hooked up to your surround system
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Evil doers beware !
Adam
Thats the problem with your lights Pete! You have them hooked up to your surround system
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Evil doers beware !
Adam
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rossco929:
When you find yourself, on a regular basis, standing barefoot on the cold concrete floor of your garage, at 4:30 in the morning, staring at your bike, and wondering if it would wake up the neighbours, or the wife, if you took it out for just a little ride. Then you put on your gear and do it anyway.
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Lived with a GF once. Caught hell for this one time. Who would have thought she would wake up in the middle of the night? When I got home 30 minutes later I was in TROUBLE. Then again...she's gone now and I bought a different bike this season.
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Dan...Comfortable enough with his manhood to ride a 600.
When you find yourself, on a regular basis, standing barefoot on the cold concrete floor of your garage, at 4:30 in the morning, staring at your bike, and wondering if it would wake up the neighbours, or the wife, if you took it out for just a little ride. Then you put on your gear and do it anyway.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Lived with a GF once. Caught hell for this one time. Who would have thought she would wake up in the middle of the night? When I got home 30 minutes later I was in TROUBLE. Then again...she's gone now and I bought a different bike this season.
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Dan...Comfortable enough with his manhood to ride a 600.
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