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Subject: Californians
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> Californians
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> So as not to be outdone by all the redneck,
> hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from
> California if:
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> 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are
> visible.
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> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a
> house.
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> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people
> carrying on a conversation
> in English.
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> 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair,
> a nose ring, and is
> named Flower.
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> 5. You can't remember . is pot illegal?
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> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two
> mothers and a sperm donor.
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> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your
> coffee beans are grown,
> and you can taste the difference between Sumatran
> and Ethiopian.
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> 8. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
>
> 9. A really great parking space can totally move
> you to tears.
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> 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere
> else in the U.S.
>
> 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at
> Starbucks wearing a baseball
> cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney
> really IS George Clooney.
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> 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house
> payment.
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> 13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?
>
> 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a
> report on every news station:
> "STORM WATCH."
>
> 15. You pass an elementary school playground and
> the children are all busy
> with their cells or pagers.
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> 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you
> leave for work an hour
> early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
>
> 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
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> 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
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> 19. The Terminator is your governor.
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> 20. If you drive illegally, they take your
> driver's license.
> If you're here illegally, they want to give you
> one.
>
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LuckyStrike said:
#21, there's a 1 in 5 chance you're here illegally :rolleyes:
More like 3 in 5 chance. ;)

I'm glad I got out of CA when I did! :laughing:
 
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