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WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2.! I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
!
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Send this all the women and men who could use a good laugh!!!!!!!
 

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no wonder you're single again :twofinger

E.
bad part is most if not all of those are true :p
 

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I love being single again E!!!! at least until the right woman comes along!!!
 

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Thanks solo, I think that this will really come in handy. lol
 

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x1_solo said:
I love being single again E!!!! at least until the right woman comes along!!!
oh trust me... I understand ;)

E.
 

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x1_solo said:
what are you waiting for the right woman to come along too!!!
:eek: damnit I'm outta practice with the way I word things in my replies .... :p

uhm...I ain't got no comeback for that one :thumbs2:

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i agree that list seems true to me...lol
:cheers: < its friday
 
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