#1) A sportbike will always turn me on and is certian to KEEP me excited...
#2) A sportbike won't get jealous if I rub up against other sportbikes, mount or bathe them...
#3) With a sportbike, I can get on my knees and not get dirty...
#4) A sportbike does what I want, when I want, and with who I want... And I don't have to promise to RIDE it later on in exchange for giving into my needs...
#5) A sportbike is capable of fullfilling my needs....
#6) A sportbike is cheaper than a year's supply of batteries and won't complain if I am tired, frumpy, skinny/fat, plain, or pissed off....
#7) A sportbike cures my headaches, doesn't cuase them....
#8) I can go down on a sportbike and have no explaining to do the day after....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RCjohn: Sportbikes don't lie and tell you "No that dress doesn't make you look fat."
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It's not the dress that makes you look fat, John, it's your hips
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[This message has been edited by scotty (edited July 07, 2000).]
first of all I love women all shapes and sizes!... but a wise man once told me something that I should share with you guys and gals.....I dont think its a big secret but here is goes...........
NO MATTER HOW FINE SHE IS, SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, IS TIRED OF HER SHIT!
*LOL* I think all you guys will agree with that statement*LOL* Later
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