[cbrchick]

#1) A sportbike will always turn me on and is certian to KEEP me excited...

#2) A sportbike won't get jealous if I rub up against other sportbikes, mount or bathe them...

#3) With a sportbike, I can get on my knees and not get dirty...

#4) A sportbike does what I want, when I want, and with who I want... And I don't have to promise to RIDE it later on in exchange for giving into my needs...

#5) A sportbike is capable of fullfilling my needs....

#6) A sportbike is cheaper than a year's supply of batteries and won't complain if I am tired, frumpy, skinny/fat, plain, or pissed off....

#7) A sportbike cures my headaches, doesn't cuase them....

#8) I can go down on a sportbike and have no explaining to do the day after....


Me.....

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"No, this isn't my boyfriend's bike..."
My web site http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Street/9025

 

[colin409]

Trust me, bikes complain when you are fat. I have seen it.

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Colin
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[RCjohn]

CBRChick,

You haven't met me yet. I'm way better than that.

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Ride Hard!

John

 

[HondaNut!]

LOLOLOL!! I love it!

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Kyle J.-
email:[email protected]

 

[Isis]

#9. Sportbikes always look sexy, full dressed or naked.

#10. Sportbikes can ride hard & fast and they keep going and going and going....

#11. You can instantly drop a sportbike...no questions asked.

#12. It doesn't mind being locked in the garage.


lmao...I kill me sometimes...




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[chris_y2k_r1]

I love it... Let the MADNESS begin....

I bet you your sportbike runs out of gas
before I DO!!!!

Whooooo aaaaahhhhhh!

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Stylin - Profilin', Got an R1 so I'm SMILIN!!

 

[RCjohn]

Sportbikes don't lie and tell you "No that dress doesn't make you look fat."

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Ride Hard!

John

 

[scotty]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RCjohn:
Sportbikes don't lie and tell you "No that dress doesn't make you look fat."

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's not the dress that makes you look fat, John, it's your hips

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[RCjohn]

Oh, Scotty you're really asking for it.

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Ride Hard!

John

 

[Troublemaker400]

You can add preload to a sportbike to compensate for a big ol ass...

Oh my did I say that out loud?

Luke

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[Luis]

first of all I love women all shapes and sizes!... but a wise man once told me something that I should share with you guys and gals.....I dont think its a big secret but here is goes...........

NO MATTER HOW FINE SHE IS, SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, IS TIRED OF HER SHIT!

*LOL* I think all you guys will agree with that statement*LOL* Later

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[chris_y2k_r1]

This is true - however there are also some
really stupid people out there...

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Stylin - Profilin', Got an R1 so I'm SMILIN!!

 

[cbrchick]

"NO MATTER HOW FINE HE IS, SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, IS TIRED OF His SHIT!"

Right BAck at Ya Babe!!!

KIRSTY!!

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"No, this isn't my boyfriend's bike..."
My web site www.geocities.com/hondahuney

 

[exracer]

Sex is still cheaper than sportbikes. FREE LOVE!

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Gottogo. BYE!

Skip

 

[tigerblade]

You forgot that a sportbike's world revolves around you willingly!

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"Ray, when someone asks you if you are a god, you say YES!!!"

 

[cbrchick]

Hey EXRACER....

I know who you are....... It'still gonna cost ya dinner....

Chat with you later SKIPPY!!!

Kirsty......

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"No, this isn't my boyfriend's bike..."
My web site www.geocities.com/hondahuney