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Gixxer_Dave said:
Thinking of packing in the day job and joining the PGA tour...... :cool: :cool:
For chris sake ... have you no shame ....

Before you know it you'll be posting a pic of your prick and explaining your thoughts on a budding porn career :finger: :finger: :barf: :barf:
 

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Hole in one ?

Fark off thats not possable:twofinger

Bet you were playing crazy golf:D

Can just see you stolling around in yer plus fours:twofinger

Any other golf pooftas in here, we could organise a game at Batam:thumb:
 

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You think I've got a chance? I'm not good at getting wood in front of a 15 person film crew..... :cool:
Every bloke Ive ever seen in a porn movie was ugly as ferk and had a droopy mexican tash, all you need is the tash:twofinger

Dont worry about not being able to get it up they have stunt cocks fer that (imagine how ugly those ferkers must be:D )
 

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You pooftas can......

Thanks BC, nice to see someone respects the little sporting talent I have.... :cool:

and I've got proof for you Tug!!! Were talking the real thing baby, Tiger is in real trouble - who's gunna caddie for me??...... :twofinger
 

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Love to caddy for ya

but theres not many request for limping caddies on crutches.

Nah piss off. I'd rather go out for an evening with me mother in law. Carry yer own golf crap.

Good news. If your up this way anytime soon..theres a 2001 R1 thats rider less for a while. If you can lower yourself from the heights of gixxer land that is.

Cheers
 

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Good news. If your up this way anytime soon..theres a 2001 R1 thats rider less for a while. If you can lower yourself from the heights of gixxer land that is.

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Ok ... there is only so much a man can take.

Firstly you drag my old flame back into the fold by buying her back from the pimp I sold her to, in the process reminding me what a cant I was to get rid of her in the first place .... like she was yesterdays news.

If this was not hard enough, the next time I see her, you get on top of her right in front of me and ride her for all she's worth, and when you drag yourself off there is slimy oily fluid ozzing from one of her orrifices .... which you and your mates quickly blame on me as I'm tending to the poor wee thing .. wiping her off with toilet paper.

The next time we meet up you've forced her to wear ill fitting clothing and she's got a really cheap hairdo and makeup job ..... and again you ride the tit's off her in my face, after which you obviously feel you have shagged her enough so you just 'chuck her down the road' ......

And now ...... you are advertising her on public forums ..... like some slut for offer ... AND .... for free .....

Legend One ... I still love you !!!! :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:
 

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Re: Love to caddy for ya

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Nah piss off. I'd rather go out for an evening with me mother in law. Carry yer own golf crap.

Good news. If your up this way anytime soon..theres a 2001 R1 thats rider less for a while. If you can lower yourself from the heights of gixxer land that is. Cheers
Well, after speaking with my good mate Tuggy, we had this bright idea (after all he is clearly an ideas man) to ship my baby over if not before than for a run around at the GP, that was until we found out the bike would have to leave next week and may actually never been see again...... :crying:

The offer is super nice of you Phil, would love to come up for a ride of Ledge's 'old' lady.. could prob. manage a little loyalty to Yamaha for a few days. :eek: Will work on the boss and see what's what. When does the rain stop? :D
 

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Next Friday at 3.20 pm:crying:

It got so bad I had to move the "Mighty One" to higher ground:eek:
When BC dropped his Faux Par .. opps ... Fazer .. he was luck to find it again ..... rain 4 feet deep .....

GDTBKE (Gixer Dave Twat Boy Knob End ..) ..... don't come mate ... too much rain ...
 

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Next Friday at 3.20 pm:crying:

It got so bad I had to move the "Mighty One" to higher ground onto my bed and Lens into the garage where she belongs.
Well, how's that for wearing the pants in the marriage...:twofinger
 

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Wolverine my son

you may want to find out where the "glasgow kiss" was invented and what it is before ya goes gettin in the deep end.

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you may want to find out where the "glasgow kiss" was invented and what it is before ya goes gettin in the deep end.

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Wolfy ... you won't have a farkin clue .... so let me help you out mate.

Those Glasgow boys .... they can't fight for shite. Usually cause they only develop balls AFTER 12 pints.

Anyhow ... as they stagger about trying to whollop each other with their fists, they inevitably get tired and pass out .... falling toward each other ......faces smashing together ..... hence the 'Glasgow Kiss" ....:thumb:

Useless poofs !

Now in Kiwiville we settle our differences like REAL men ...... we shag the other fella's sheep ...... right in front of him !!
 

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Legend said:
Now in Kiwiville we settle our differences like REAL men ...... we shag the other fella's sheep ...... right in front of him !!
That would be all well and good if you weren't the holder of a British passport ..... so whats yr excuse then ?
 

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That would be all well and good if you weren't the holder of a British passport ..... so whats yr excuse then ?
Umm.....I just like shaggin other fella's sheep ....:cool:
 

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bigphil said:
you may want to find out where the "glasgow kiss" was invented and what it is before ya goes gettin in the deep end.

Cheers
Urm.. I have no idea what you mean by that "Glasgow Kiss" thingy, but if I have crossed the line with my previous post, I sincerely apologise to Tug.
 
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