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LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.



The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.


"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.


The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.


The hen was slaughtered after the incident.





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Well duh! Who the hell would wanna eat that hen now? :hurl: :loser:
 

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spicersh said:
Well duh! Who the hell would wanna eat that hen now? :hurl: :loser:
oh, quit being so "cocky". :laughing:
that comment was so "fowl". :laughing:
i wonder if the villagers gave him "the bird". :laughing:
 

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WOW! :eek: "eggs"cellent post Jester! :laughing:
 

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:wtf: A HEN?!?!?


I don't even want to think about the logistics of that one. :barf:
 

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monkey said:
oh, quit being so "cocky". :laughing:
that comment was so "fowl". :laughing:
i wonder if the villagers gave him "the bird". :laughing:
You hurt my head sometimes.....:laughing:
 

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You beat me to it, spicersh!

Man I love you sometimes. :D
 

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spicerke said:
You beat me to it, spicersh!

Man I love you sometimes. :D
thats enough out of you "chicky". :laughing:
 

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monkey said:
thats enough out of you "chicky". :laughing:


ZZZZIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG!

He's on fire folks!




















we wish anyway.... :twofinger
 

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spicersh said:
ZZZZIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG!

He's on fire folks!

we wish anyway.... :twofinger
fine. i can take a hint.
 

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monkey said:
fine. i can take a hint.
Alright alright....don't get your feathers all ruffled!:twofinger
 

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Why don't you step into my office, spicersh???

















'Cause you're f***ing FIRED!!!!!
 

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Kevlar7R said:
I can help!

I have a lot of experience in the realm of lighting people on fire (Namely myself).
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How'd that turn out anyway?
 

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Mwahhaa... anyone here a Kids in the Hall fan? The Chicken Lady...
 

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Jester said:
LUSAKA (Reuters) -




The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
:wtf:

So the hen is thinking "thanks for saving me from the F****** chicken rapist". She was probably wearing a tight pair of jeans and was asking for it.
 
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