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> What your cage says about you:
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> Acura Integra- I have always wanted to own the Buick
> of sports cars
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> Acura Legend- I'm too bland for German cars
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> Acura NSX- I am impotent
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> Audi 90- I enjoy putting out engine fires
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> Buick Park Avenue- I am older than 34 of the 50 states
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> Cadillac Eldorado- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
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> Cadillac Seville- I am a pimp
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> Chevrolet Camaro- I enjoy beating up people
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> Chevrolet Chevette- I like seeing people's reactions
> when I tell them I have a 'Vette
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> Chevrolet Corvette- I'm in a mid-life crisis
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> Chevrolet El Camino- I am leading a militia to overthrow
> the government
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> Chrysler Cordoba- I dig the rich Corinthian leather
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> Datsun 280Z- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
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> Dodge Dart- I teach third grade special education and
> I voted for Eisenhower
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> Dodge Daytona- I delivered pizza for four years to get
> this car
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> Ford Fairmont- (See Dodge Dart)
>
> Ford Mustang- I slow down to 85 in school zones
>
> Ford Crown Victoria- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph
> & change lanes when I pull up behind them
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> Geo Storm- I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
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> Geo Tracker- I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
>
> Honda del Sol- I have always said, half a convertible
> is better than no convertible at all
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> Honda Civic- I have just graduated and have no credit
>
> Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically
> a lemming.
>
> Infiniti Q45- I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits
> pending.
>
> Isuzu Impulse- I do not give a rip about J.D. Power
> or his reports.
>
> Jaguar XJ6- I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that
> is in the shop 280 days per year.
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> Kia Sephia- I learned nothing from the failure of Diahatsu
> Corp.
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> Lincoln Town Car- I live for bingo and covered dish
> suppers
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> Mercury Grand Marquis- (See above)
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> Mercedes 500SL- I will beat you up if you ask me for
> an autograph.
>
> Mercedes 560SEL- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a
> son named Cole.
>
> Mazda Miata- I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-
> wheeler
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> MGB- I am dating a mechanic
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> Mitsubishi Diamante- I don't know what it means either
>
> Nissan 300ZX- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
>
> Oldsmobile Cutlass- I just stole this car and I'm going
> to make a....
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> Peugeot 505 Diesel- I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted
> List
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> Plymouth Neon- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
>
> Pontiac Trans AM- I have a switchblade in my sock
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> Porsche 944- I am dating big haired women that otherwise
> would be inaccessible to me
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> Rolls Royce Silver Shadow- I think Pat Buchannon is
> a tad bit too liberal
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> Saturn SC2- (See Honda Civic)
>
> Subaru Legacy- I have always wanted a Japanese car even
> more
>
> Toyota Camry- I am still in the closet
>
> Volkswagon Beetle- I still watch Partridge Family reruns
>
> Volkswagon Cabriolet- I am out of the closet
>
> Volkswagon Microbus- I am tripping right now
>
> Volvo 740 Wagon- I am frightened of my wife
>
 

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That is great Tony. Fortunately mine were neglected; VW Jetta and Nissan pickup. :cool:
 

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Mine says "This guy obviously puts all his money into his bike"

:cool:
 

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> Honda Accord- I lack any originality and am basically
> a lemming.


True, True.....
 

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Any pickup- My motorcycle could need rushing to the mechanic at any time.
Any convertible- I wish I was on a motorcycle.
 

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Alfa Romeo Spider Quad- I like the mystery of not knowing if my car will start today.
 

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Stake said:
Mine says "This guy obviously puts all his money into his bike"

:cool:
Too true.
You can tell by the fact I have never washed my car in over a year!!!!!
The weather is not good enough to bike all year round so you have to have something to get to work in. Also a baby seat wont sit on the back of off of the bike.
 

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Stake said:
Mine says "This guy obviously puts all his money into his bike"

:cool:
Mine says WASH ME!!! it aint been washed or polished in over a year. The bike gets cleaned every time it is used.
But you gotta have something to get to work in the snow. Also to get the wife and bairn around as well I have not worked out how to get them both on the bike:D
 

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Toyota Tacoma... not on the list.

Does all of his own hard work
Loves to play in the mud
Looks goooooooooood when he's cleaned up
Only has room for one passenger at a time
Anxiously waiting for his new two wheeled companion
:)
 

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1. Its raining, or
2. its snowing, or
3. my bike is broke and/or in the shop and
4. I went to The Citadel (sticker in the back window).
5. If 1, 2 or 3 then pay attention to 4 cause I am probably pissed of and more likely then not suffering from road rage as a result of being in traffic :finger: and am liable to have an RPG-27 (Rocket Propelled Grenade) in the back seat with your name all over it.:D

It also says I like big green well built foreign trucks. Guess what I drive yet Timmy? No, its not a Russian ZIL. Its a Toyota 4Runner.

It also says I am a proud American since I have flags in the back windows. Those are new. The ensign outside the house is not.
 

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A few more to consider...

VW Jetta (female) "Suzi in my step class has one, so I bought one".

VW Jetta (male) "I am so damm yuppie"

VW Jetta Diesel (my car!!) "I'm so cheep it hurts, but secretly I'm a Yuppie-wannabe!"

Jeep Wrangler "Offical National Gay Mens Vehicle" (Its SO true)

Subaru Forester "Offical National Lesbian Vehicle" (also SO true)
 

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Pontiac Grand Am: I am one broke ass mofo!

And wouldnt you know it, I messed up my clutch again! ****ing Pontiac:finger:
 

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- '70 Cadillac Eldorado (with white fake fur on back shelf):

I'm a pimp

- '72 Checker Marathon

I am a paranoid schizophrenic, I don't take my medication, and I collect skins of young girls to make my moth suit for my next life.

-'79 Yugo

I'm a college student

-02 Cadillac SUV:

I'm an NBA basketball player, rap musician, or a rich young fat cat
 

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now now there is nothing wrong with honda accord's. although everyone and thier dog wants to make them show cars you have to admit they are a hell of a good car.....and besides why not have a beautiful silver honda accord (Lowered on 17's) sitting next to my beautiful silver honda CBR 600 F4:D
 

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Another Lemming here......
I love my Accord. 185,000 miles and still going strong.
Dirty, upholstery separated on the back seats due to the baking sun, paint job faded in the spots where the dirt isn't covering it up.......and mainly no one in New Orleans wants to STEAL IT!

Basically it says, "I'm Paid for!!"
 

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'98 Dodge Durango

White and filthy because I live on a gravel road, in the sticks. I'm one of those few and far between people who are non-cell-phone-using-non-kid-yelling-non-Mary Kay-applicating-while in motion-user SUV owners. I actualy NEED the SOB to get from here to there in inclement weather to get to work.

I'm not a wannnabe. I'm a havetobe.

So, what does my cage say about me?
 

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I agree w/ Stake. Except mine is "This guy has NO money..but at least he's got gas money for his bike".
 
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