[Guest]

Pete's always on mistakes like a pack of wolves on a 1 legged calf!

Pete is my Hero! Love ya man!



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Whatever that little sheep said is a damn lie !!

 

[Guest]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Aril, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Squidwannabe:
Pete's always on mistakes like a pack of wolves on a 1 legged calf!

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Somebody once told me that correcting people's mistakes would make my pee-pee grow.



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Pete
"Ultimately, most problems can be solved by applying a large brick to the correct skull. Difficulties arise when you don't have a brick or can't find the the right skull. The Devil is always in the details."

 

[Spitfire]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Aril, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pete:
Somebody once told me that correcting people's mistakes would make my pee-pee grow. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What pee-pee?

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Hey officer, wanna race????

 

[Guest]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Aril, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spitfire:
What pee-pee?

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO!



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Pete
"Ultimately, most problems can be solved by applying a large brick to the correct skull. Difficulties arise when you don't have a brick or can't find the the right skull. The Devil is always in the details."

 

[F4Missile]

I have been deciding on telling this story since I got home this evening at about 6:00. Anywayz, I was on my way up to one of the Chevrolet dealers to look at a new truck and I was about 2 miles away in heavy traffic, I decided to change lanes so I could get in the left turn lane. I changed lanes and all of a sudden the car that was about 4 car lengths in front of me was now about 10-15 feet in front of me and I barely had time to react, I ended up tagging the rear of a 99 Pontiac Grand Am at about 25 mph's (I was lucky enough to be slowing down at the time cause I was doing about 35) I did a complete flip off of the bike landed almost on my feet and the rest on my butt. The bike has a broken front fender, and I need a new windscreen. I immediately stand up and make sure that I am ok and then look at my bike as it is laying on the ground behind the car, so I walk over and start to pick it up and the driver of the car helps me. I am still a little shaken up at this time, another guy has pulled up behind and starts to tell me everything I did wrong, seeing that I was upset, the driver of the car I hit thanks him for his info and sends him on his way. At this point I am thanking god that me and my bike are ok and the driver is very understanding as it turns out that he has a BMW motorcyle and knows how I am feeling. He and his wife are very understanding and dont even want my insurance so we exchange phone #'s and addresses and they are making sure I am ok and if I can ride which I am so I pull into a parking lot and start to check out my bike when an ambulance pulls up! Then the ohh
sh!t factor kicks in and I hop on my bike and take off to the back parking lot of the complex I am in. When I got off i realized how sore my crotch was. I have now taken some asprin and chilled out all night and am feeling much better. The driver called me earlier to make sure I am ok and said that he would get ahold of me if needed (maybe he will turn this into his insurance and it wont cost me anything, we shall see!)

The lesson learned: Always watch everything. Always wear a helmet. I think that with out my helmet I would be in the hospital right now. The helmet has no scratches on it and I dont remember it hitting anything so hopefully it is ok.

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I only have one rule for girls, if you go for a ride on my bike, then I get to take you for a spin later!

 

[Mr.TrevorClever]

Oh boy that did not sound like too good a story. Youre not in pieces, but your nuts hurt huh? I did somethin similar in my truck. I changed lanes because there was on opening, I didn't a chain reaction braking was going on in the other lane; right whan I get into the lane and the car ahead of my is braking. Ended up paying for a new bumper for the PU. I picture you flipping over your bike like K roberts Jr. What a chitty day

Trevor

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[Guest]

Man, I'm sorry to hear about your accident, but glad you are O.K. How about the fat chick that was riding with you, is she O.K.? (That was just a little humor injection meant to make you laugh; I hope it did.)

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Pete
"Ultimately, most problems can be solved by applying a large brick to the correct skull. Difficulties arise when you don't have a brick or can't find the the right skull. The Devil is always in the details."

 

[Group23]

Missile, Hope you ok. Sh!t happens real fast don't it.

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"I See Dead People"

 

[#2f4]

Hope your OK ! dont like to hear about that stuff ! get that bike back on the road !

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texas tornado #2

 

[arif CBRF4]

Missile,
sorry to hear about what happened but am glad that you are ok!! hope that the repairs dont cost too much.

Pete,
i think that the Fat Chick DID not go anywhere since she just absorbed the crash while our Missile friend became exactly that... a 'Human' Missile as he got propelled in the air!! (Missile..like Pete i too am trying to inject humor here. just ribbing you a little )

hope all works out....

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arif

 

[Spitfire]

That sucks. But it's good you're OK.


On the bright side, you did crash a Honda.

Liability waiver: Please not that I, the great and almighty Spitfire, meant no disrespect by any comments made above (except the one about the Honda ).

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Hey officer, wanna race????

 

[Guest]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Aril, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spitfire:

On the bright side, you did crash a Honda.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Spitfire, someone has obviously lied to you. Bashing Hondas will NOT make your pee-pee grow.



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Pete
"Ultimately, most problems can be solved by applying a large brick to the correct skull. Difficulties arise when you don't have a brick or can't find the the right skull. The Devil is always in the details."

 

[Spitfire]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Aril, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pete:
Spitfire, someone has obviously lied to you. Bashing Hondas will NOT make your pee-pee grow. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My "pee-pee"? How old are you - five?

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[RedNinja]

Well he does ride a Huffy

Will

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Will Darton
Sportbikeworld Co-Admin
http://azsportbike.net
99ZX-6e

 

[Guest]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Aril, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spitfire:
My "pee-pee"? How old are you - five?

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No, but a dick the size of yours is properly called a "pee-pee".

P.S. I, of course, am just funnin' ya!



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Pete
"Ultimately, most problems can be solved by applying a large brick to the correct skull. Difficulties arise when you don't have a brick or can't find the the right skull. The Devil is always in the details."

 

[MEHLMAN]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Aril, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spitfire:
That sucks. But it's good you're OK.


On the bright side, you did crash a Honda.

Liability waiver: Please not that I, the great and almighty Spitfire, meant no disrespect by any comments made above (except the one about the Honda ).
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

what this statement should say...

On the bright side, you did crash a Honda.

Liability waiver: Please note that I, the great and almighty Spitfire, can't spell worth a shit(except the one about the Honda because everyone can spell the best make of bike on the planet). my kawisucki on the other hand is a different story!


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Nick
"You meet the nicest people on Hondas"

 

[Spitfire]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Aril, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pete:
No, but a dick the size of yours is properly called a "pee-pee". <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good point.

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Hey officer, wanna race????

 

[Spitfire]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Aril, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MEHLMAN:
what this statement should say...

On the bright side, you did crash a Honda.

Liability waiver: Please note that I, the great and almighty Spitfire, can't spell worth a shit(except the one about the Honda because everyone can spell the best make of bike on the planet). my kawisucki on the other hand is a different story!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes........but what it DOES say:

That sucks. But it's good you're OK.


On the bright side, you did crash a Honda.

Liability waiver: Please not that I, the great and almighty Spitfire, meant no disrespect by any comments made above (except the one about the Honda ).

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Hey officer, wanna race????

 

[MEHLMAN]

oh... sorry fire i was using grammer when i first saw it!

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Nick
"You meet the nicest people on Hondas"

 

[Guest]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Aril, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MEHLMAN:
oh... sorry fire i was using grammer when i first saw it!

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Nick, ol' buddy, ol' pal, I think you need to look in the mirror - it's spelled grammar.

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Pete
"Ultimately, most problems can be solved by applying a large brick to the correct skull. Difficulties arise when you don't have a brick or can't find the the right skull. The Devil is always in the details."

[This message has been edited by Pete (edited August 02, 2000).]