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am I the only one who thinks the comment "should have been charged with a felony Fleeing and Eluding due to the alleged attempt to out run the cop" and "being polite and cooperative" don't actually go together :confused:

since when is trying to out run a cop being cooperative :bs:

I think it was all a coverup for the head Bill gave the trooper :twofinger

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In other words:

"I haven't done jack shit for your case thus far other than type this letter. If you wish to continue using my services, which will almost certainly produce no results, please send me $750.00. Should you wish to simply pay the ticket and forego my services (which, again, have been non-existent hitherto), please send me $374.00.

Sincerely,
The Lawyer that fucked you

P.S. - Please return the KY we used to fuck you, or there will be an additional $50.00 charge added to your account."





That about cover it?
 

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spicersh said:
In other words:

The Lawyer that fucked you

P.S. - Please return the KY we used to fuck you, or there will be an additional $50.00 charge added to your account."



That about cover it?
I am thinking he did him raw...no KY in use.....that lawyer screwed you so bad its not funny....sorry dude...they do not let ya off fleeing and evading without a fight...that is like a blue ribbon on a cops chest for arresting a fleeing suspect....(not that I think you could outride a cop anyway) :twofinger
 

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spicersh said:
In other words:

"I haven't done jack shit for your case thus far other than type this letter. If you wish to continue using my services, which will almost certainly produce no results, please send me $750.00. Should you wish to simply pay the ticket and forego my services (which, again, have been non-existent hitherto), please send me $374.00.

Sincerely,
The Lawyer that fucked you

P.S. - Please return the KY we used to fuck you, or there will be an additional $50.00 charge added to your account."

That about cover it?
this is also a good summation:

"After talking to the cop it is my understanding that you're a polite idiot and you must be retarded for pursuing this matter any further. You should consider yourself lucky that you aren't facing felony charges you moron. Now with that said are you so damn stupid you can't figure out the obvious and you’re hell bent on throwing your money away and risk felony charges then I would be glad you represent you at your funeral."

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