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I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brain
problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right.
The left part has nothing right in it,
and the right has nothing left in it"
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Question:
"Why is a waist called a waist?"
Answer: "Because anything above the penis and below the tits is a
waste"
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A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed,
just like at the dinner table".
The man climbs into bed slowly and says:
"Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?"
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Question:
"what's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful, rich
husband who satisfies his wife sexu ally every night, and Bin Laden?"
Answer:
"BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"
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Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage as they finally
realised with wisdom that for 60 grams of sausage,
it is not worth buying the whole pig.
 
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