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Things you can only say at Christmas......

1. I prefer breasts to legs.

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want
more!



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Boxing day bash

What are we doing for cars on boxing day ?

Hope you get some new track from santa, the straights were a little short last time:)
 

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Boxing Day bash

Well, We have managed to repair the Williams and McLaren to full racing state, so we'll use them. I'll bring a couple of spares, but did you manage to get the others you ordered? the GT40's?

Also, I am working Boxing day, but will be finished by 3pm. I'll bring the track over this weekend and pile all the responsibility on you to design the track. Santa doesn't look like he is coming this year
 
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