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The women of SBR and there lovely titties ...

I was working myself stupid today, as I usually do, cause I am a very busing and important man (sexy too), however I realised that my recent post regarding a PS2 MotoGP event may have been a bit sexist.

It is true that while we seem to have very few women in the SBR club (as riders) we have an aweful lot that turn up for events, and I know they are not very computer able, nor able in general .. so the whole PS2 thing might be excluding them.

So then, I would like to firstly apologise to you all, particularly Mrs S (who makes a good effort with posts ..... how are you able to do this .. amazing !!), Lens Lah, the two Siti's, Brolliebabe et al for being so classically sexist, and to make up for my failings.... I think we should have a concurrent event running for you women.

So then, how about you all turn up with sod all on, like skimpy panty bottom bits, white t-shirts ... and sod all else, and we will arrange you get you all wet, should simply being in my presence not be sufficient (you may feel uncomfortable getting all horny with your hubbys/ providers around).

I for one think you would all do very well, as I have meet most of you, and you all have great tits. It will not be fair that one of you has to win, but that's competitions for you.

So then, would the women of SBR please also make appropriate postings to this thread so we can get an idea of numbers ...

Cheers.

P.S Lads, please help out here. Translate this message to some of the more stupid women amoungst us.

P.P.S I can't stress enough how lovely all your titties are .... truely .... or how sexy I am ... :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
 

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... yeah right

..... particularly Mrs S (who makes a good effort with posts ... how are you able to do this ... amazing!!),
I'm obviously just as busy as you then, eh, Lege??

As for the rest of it 'In your (wet) dreams - sunshine' or perhaps we may reconsider when you win the 'Two Inches at a Stretch' dick pulling competition.

:twofinger

Mrs S



PS Re: PS2 MotoGP - I've got a seven year old that'll kick your ass, mate:p
 

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Re: ... yeah right

Slasher & Co said:
........I'm obviously just as busy as you then, eh, Lege??......or perhaps we may reconsider when you win the 'Two Inches at a Stretch' dick pulling competition.

:twofinger

Mrs S

Arf arf arf ...... true true .... we both seem to have plenty of time on our hands my firend :thumb: . I personally think being 'busy' is a mental illness, not a state or affairs. I also think it should be treated the same way ... i.e lots of mind altering drugs .... or lock 'busy' people away together ....... I'ls stick em with the 'boring' people .... then they could intermix and become 'busily boring' ... arf arf

So ...you were thinking of my know too ??? .... coincidence ?? ....which has got me thinking, so I'm of to work on my knob. I reakon with enough of a workout I could win this two inch comp your suggesting ..... farkit ... I could probably take out the THREE inch comp as well .... at a stretch.



:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
 

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Legend!!..You are the ultimate ladies man!!!:p
Just stay the hell away from my wife

P.P.S I can't stress enough how lovely all your titties are .... truely .... or how sexy I am ...

Its lines like that turn women into salivating sex machines!:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
 

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Readers Wives... AGAIN!

I'll make sure Yvonne sees the post.

I'm sure she'd would be game on for a bit of wet skimpy action

(cos she doesn't look like she's swallowed a football does she??...)

Legend, What are you thinking?:eek: :eek: :eek:
 

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yup ...

Woow ... easy lads easy ..

Big Phil ... of COURSE she want me bro ... they ALL do .... but this is 'The Slasha's' bit was are talking about ... DEFINITELY not someone to be triffled with ...... hell, even the KIDS scare me ....

And Bobby D .... you are clearly and exceptional judge of character. A true pity you are so far away son, but with luck if you follow my post you too can become a bit of chick pulla.

Lovely.
 

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Hey Lege,

I'm not sure you want Pet to see this Post...trust me you'll never hear the end of it....and then if they gang up we're all doomed. Flymo knows what I'm talking about, eh mate! It's dangerous when they get together....I think I'm going to keep pet away from the rest...she's getting funny ideas!!! :confused:
 

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Re: ... yeah right

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PS Re: PS2 MotoGP - I've got a seven year old that'll kick your ass, mate:p
Dont be modest, he would probably win the 'Two Inches at a Stretch' dick pulling competition too:D
 

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Dont be modest, he would probably win the 'Two Inches at a Stretch' dick pulling competition too:D
Tugsta ... you owe me a new keyboard ... either you cant's stop takin the piss out of me .. or I must stop drinking coffee in front of this farkin forum !!!

It's such a misunderstood word .. but so appropriate at this moment ..... Tug .. your a caaannnntttt !!
 

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Personally I think Lege is suffering from that well known affliction better known as 'Not Getting Any'. Side effects can include - besides the giant balls of course - tit fetishes, slurring when you write, illiteracy and regression which brings on the urge to play with kiddy toys!

We've got some Matchbox cars or I'm sure Chumley junior (when he/she arrives) or Mini Cat will have a rattle you can play with Legend.
:D :D :D :D :D
 

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Hang on a minute

A few facts for the doubting ladies.

1/ When we die, the one with the most toys wins!
2/ AT least we're at home to play with toys. ( You cant win..ya
find somethin to entertain in the home and whatdya get...grief)
3/ Take the kid outta the bloke and whatdya get ...a politician, a
banker, an IT specialist!!!!!!!!!!!
4/ If were not playin with somethin, were up for a fight. Look how
many wars would be prevented if they'd only had scalextric,
paintball etc.

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Slasher & Co said:
Personally I think Lege is the most gorgious hunk of a man, if only Slasha wasn't a killa. Still, I've been suffering from that well known affliction better known as 'Not Getting Any' ... and my dreams have included Ledge's giant balls of course. I've even begun slurring when you write, illiteracy and regression which brings on the urge to play with kiddy toys!

I just need to play with Legend.
:D :D :D :D :D
Now now Mrs S ..... you are a right lovely, but you must calm down. There are sedatives or summut you can take to get your mind off me.

Whew .... that was all a bit TOO close..... still, I'm curious what you've got in mind with those toys ??

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
 

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Only the true legendellend could have come up with that

Legend said:


Now now Mrs S ..... you are a right lovely, but you must calm down. There are sedatives or summut you can take to get your mind off me.

Whew .... that was all a bit TOO close..... still, I'm curious what you've got in mind with those toys ??

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Your in a class of your own and from a planet of your own to boot, too funny.

Technically changing the text posted by another member would be considered as gross misconduct and a breach of etiquette but it was funny so Ill let you off. Also I cant say too much since I impersonated another member during the "Silverspunkbubble" secret birthday party episode:D
 

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Re: Only the true legendellend could have come up with that

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.......Technically changing the text posted by another member would be considered as gross misconduct and a breach of etiquette but it was funny so Ill let you off. ....
Cheers big guy ... I will behave myself a bit more ... um, honest....

Has anyone else noticed the farking funny thing under Tugsta's avatar thingy ... is says .. 'Moderator' ...

Mr $39,000 for a farkin Gixer ... as the MODERATOR ... ok, ok, ok .. my sense of humour is pecurliar .. but I just love that ... hehehehe ... arf arf ...

Who's up for a dress up summo comp !!
 

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Scary Summos

Who's up for a dress up summo comp !!
That's more like it. Those wet t-shirt comps are more your scene sexy lege boy - after your last outing, the girls couldn't possibly compete with your nipplus erectus :D :D

Some of the lassies must have been tipped off about this one though as they've been practising the old pants up yer jacksy bit already :eek:

Perhaps it should be handicapped??

Do you count as a girl Lege? :D
 

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......Some of the lassies must have been tipped off about this one though as they've been practising the old pants up yer jacksy bit already :eek:

Perhaps it should be handicapped??

Do you count as a girl Lege? :D
Hi ya Lensie, lovely to hear from you as always sweetie xx

I know, I know, I too have noticed the undies up the arse thing, and frankly I don't get it. I've tried it, and it feels orrid .... kinda like I've done a jobbie and after givin me hairy cheekies a wippy, I've left half a roll of tissue floss in there ..... :eek: :eek: :eek:

Handicapped .... no handicapped needed love, you will win by default ...cause your just so lovely.

As for me being a girly .. god how I wish. I've had it on my list of "5 top goals in life" .... and I've done all the shite in the 'books' ... like write it down, have mini goals .... you name it, I've done it ... I've even got the list of what I'll do when I get there .... can I share it with you?

1. I would wear knickers that you could floss with .. and pull em up me smooth little wee bottom cheeks
2. I would play with myself all day .. and most of the night
3. I would wear nippleless bras
4. I would get a tattoo .. of a dolphin
5. I would have sex on the first date ... always ...
6. I would have sex before first dates
7. I would have sex with desperate and unfortunate looking guys just to make them feel better about themselves
8. I would learn to cook, iron, hoover and clean a house
9. I would go to the loo often, just to look at me own titties
10. I would learn to go to the loo .... on me own ...
11. I would not hang out with other chicks and talk chicky talk
12. I would always have girlfriend to share with my boyfriend

Opps.... Lensie .. lovely talking to you, but I've got meself all hot and steamy .. got ...to ....go ... now ...
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Re: The women of SBR and there lovely titties ...

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P.S Lads, please help out here. Translate this message to some of the more stupid women amoungst us.

P.P.S I can't stress enough how lovely all your titties are .... truely .... or how sexy I am ... :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!:D :p :D :p :D :p:D :p:D

Legend!
You sir are my new idol!!! That's some of the funniest $hit I've read in a long time!!!

Cheers lad!:thumb:
 

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.....Legend!
You sir are my new idol!!! That's some of the funniest $hit I've read in a long time!!!

Cheers lad!:thumb:
No problem at all my firend. I am HERE for lads like YOU bro !! ...
 
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