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> Everyone remembers the cartoon show Scooby-Doo from their early
> childhood, right? But something we may not remember is what the
show
> was really all about. As I've gotten older, it has become more
clear to
> me what Fred, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma, and Scooby were actually doing
> traversing the continent, foiling crimes of all sorts in the Mystery
> Machine. What we remember:
>
> Four teenagers and their trusted dog gallop across the country in
their
> purple and green van solving mysteries of all sorts-and in the
process
> meet all kinds of interesting people.
>
> The Truth:
>
> Four high-school dropouts and their sentient dog ride around the
country
> in their psychadelic love machine, earning their way by selling
drugs.
>
> Occasionally they take some old guy's mask off to solve a mystery.
It
> may be a little hard to swallow, but let's take a look at the
> evidence...
>
> Take Shaggy. Not only is he the inspiration for the current 'grunge'
> scene, with his sloppy dress and facial hair, but Shaggy is
obviously a
> 'burner', i.e. he smokes marijuana. Why do you think he is constantly
> hungry?
>
> Shaggy can make a six foot hoagie and swallow it whole.
>
> Consider Scooby. While dogs do not generally smoke joints, Scooby
gets
> his 'high' from Scooby-Snacks, which are in fact Hash-Brownies. The
> facts bear this out: Whenever Scooby or for that matter Shaggy eat a
> Scooby-Snack, they go ape! It just blows their minds and they do
> whatever they are told, because they are so lit! Scooby is also
hungry
> all the time.
>
> The other characters do not actively take part in the stoner-fest
that
> Shaggy and Scooby do, but selling the drugs helps support their
jaunts
> across the country (and the world; they drove to China once). These
> characters do have their own peculiarities however...
>
> Take Fred and Daphne. They are always splintering off from the group
to
> go 'solve the case' by themselves. It's no real mystery what these
two
> are really doing-they're getting busy in the back of the Mystery
> Machine. Daphne with her pretty pink, well, legs and Fred are
> constantly doing the nasty. Fred, by the way is clearly pumped up on
> steroids. One thing that remains a mystery to me though, is why he
> always wore that stupid scarf around his neck. Hickies? We may
never
> know.
>
> Consider Velma. Everyone's least favorite of the cast, Velma was, of
> course, a lesbian. As it turned out in the later episodes, she was
also
> into beastiality. How else do you explain the appearance of
> Scrappy-Doo? Scrappy, who was a dog yet spoke perfect English, was
> obviously a product of Velma and Scooby.
>
> Hmmm. Let's review. The kids spent their teenage years driving
around
> the world in a custom van, smokin' dope, shooting steroids, eating
hash
> brownies, and humping their brains out, sometimes with their dog.
>
> And they say modern TV's bad.
 

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I agree some what but u see shaggy was always smokin around scooby and scooby was getting the contact high. Velma wasent a dike she was always on acid thats why her eyes were always so big. and scrappy well he sucked but more than likely he was a product of scooby and some femal dog that hes chasing around in certin episodes and watch close and you will see smoke coming out the back windows in the origanl episodes thats because shaggy is clam blaking
 

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I thought this was going to be something new....
 
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