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As you requested DD!
 

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fark.

If we aren't the coolest club in the whole farking world .... you can all kiss my sweaty hairy farkin arse.......oh how I loved this post.

Boycie .... you are my farkin idol .. THIS has outdone your last effort .... and that is no small feat .....

Can we please have a 'Scum' thread, that you contribute to regularly ..... it would be brill to keep the 'paper' together ..I have a feeling we ain't heard the last .... of the scum.

Hats off bro ....... pity the members of this club are too stupid to get the humour ....cants :p
 

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Excelente boycie

Now all we need is an article on the scalextrix and PSII competition....

Boycie..... some info you might need....

1) Legend was called Legend of the Losers by Harry(Slash's kid). Harry whooped his ass and all of ours many a times in PSII. Trust me, Ledge will not try to deny it due to his scared ass fear of Slasher's kids coming round his house and slashing him....

2)BigPhil got off his bike a few times in PSII being hit twice or thrice maybe.... was wheelieing around the whole farking track screaming...yah..ohh...yahh....oh...yah...get it up...come on get it up.... sounds like he was wanking if ya asked me....

3) We all behaved like a bunch of kids!!!

Cheers...
 

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Headline story

Dear Mr Wolverine

RE: Letter to the Editor - Scalextric

Thankyou for your recent request for healine stories for the next addition of the SCUM. After much serious deliberation, we regret to inform you that our editors feel it lacks a certain kind of punch that our readers have come to expect and as such we cannot run the story until it includes one or all of the following:

1) Bottoms, Bums or winkles
2) Breasts, Titties, chest's Puppies with Pink noses
3) Beer, vomit, panties, sex, goats, lovenest
4) Naked, rampant, scandal, alien, affair,
5) Bizzare, Poodle Spinning, vegetables
6) Insertion, Therapy, Lurve, Enhancements
7) Dribble, fluid, tongues, press on panty towels
8) Blue Point Pressure guages & Compromising positions
9) Plop-Plops, piddle and false teeth

Please also be aware that here at the SCUM we only go on information that has first been verified by two sources, cross referenced and re-checked before publishing. All photos submitted are rigorously scrutinised for authenticity and relevance to the main story.

As you can appreciate it would be unethical of us to accept hear say conversations without due process. We pride oursleves in reporting only the factual truth about the news and would never intentionally misreport a story nor misquote individuals unless they have it coming to them.

I believe our last two publications bare utterly convincing testimony to that effect.

Sincerely

The Editor
 

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Dear Mr Power Crazed Editor

RE: Yer fooking Letter

Ya a cant!!! How is that for a punch ya ungrateful wanker?!!!

Verify this - :finger:

Cross refer my ass!!

Re check ya grey matter ya daft cant!!

Ya want facts? Ya really want them? Well here is a fact - all of yous are sheep shaggin, lame ass begging for good stories cants!!!

There... i just let off some steam.... anyways...keep em articles coming...

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Mr I am too good for The Scum
 

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Much Better

All you need to do now is mix those two posts together, claim Nils is from another planet, Elaine is an Alien lover and I think we got something.
 

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Boycie said:
All you need to do now is mix those two posts together, claim Nils is from another planet, Elaine is an Alien lover and I think we got something.
You obviously got the people mixed up here. You are of course referring to Legend and Kelly...:cool:
 

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Nice !!!!

Mr Wolverine .... NOW you are getting the idea my friend ... serious cred your way for your last post .... brilliant ... you have elavated yourself from the 'tossa' box I had you in are well and truly on your way to 'legend' status ... keep it up bro !!

Mr Silver Bullet ...... good point, if he had been refering to you and that lovely shagable bit of fluff that feels sorry for you .... any sort written would always end up like some shite farkin Mills and Boon novel ..... get a belly ... ya cant !

P.S ... your all cants !!! :cool:
 

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Dear Editor...

Dear Editor of the SCUM ,

I read with interest your article on the latest round of the MSS. As you correctly stated I did find oil on the track, however, the oil was covered with cement which is an adhesive and I figured adhesives should give you good adhesion to the track. I was very surprised to find that this was not the case.

I would like to warn other readers of the SCUM of this fact.

Sincerly,

YP
 
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