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Alright ya bunch a cunts ... a few things to get off my chest before I fork off to lunch ....

1. You are all a bunch of geriatric willy wankas. After my inital post to try and get a bit more club spirit going and have a get together over a PS2 challange (very modern and hip, even Rossi has one)... you've all farking fallen over your walking zimmer frames in fond-memory-lane-stolling about farking selec shite twottle. I can see I will be playing by myself all rejected and dejected on Saturday. Cants !!

2. Blue Cat .... stop ignoring my posts .. cant
3. Ollie .... where the FARK are you ... cant
4. Chumley ... write down what you are calling me about before you call me ... that way you won't forget when you do .. twat !
5. Yellow Peril ... getting a farkin new name ... you dickhead.
6. Nils ... you owe me $10, hurry up and pay up, or I'll let your 'boss' (Elaine) on you ... you wimp !!
7. Trevor ... get on the forum, start posting, and make your post humours you boring fark.
8. Wolverine .... your just a daft cant, but by fark I love taking the shite out of you ... get yerself to Mollies on Sat so you will be on an even footing ... I'll still whip your tobacco'ed arse !! Leave your mate at home unless he can figure out how to use a tire pressure gauge now.
9. Tug .... why no invite for me to get a selecshite car .. ? ... cant !
10. Dick Droopy anf Floopyone .... I have not forgotten we were to have dinner sometime soon and close to home ... cants !!
11. Mrs S .... no, can't say anything nasty .. you are lovely.
12. Slasha .. cant !!! .... stop smiling so much !!
13. Mr and Mrs Slasha kids .... I need some protection ... fancy $10 an hour ???
14. Lensy ... nope, nothing nasty either ... I'm still telling anyone who will listen how lovely you looked at Nils BBQ.
15. Brolliebabe .. I've SEEN you in here ... but NO POSTS .... boring twat ... get posting and make it good ... or there will be trouble at home .. yes, you WILL be made to squeeze my back pimples and pluck my fly-leg arsehole hairs .. wench !!
16. Seven .... have not had the pleasure to get to know you yet mate but looking forward to it, you seem a top block .. but your still a cant !!!
17. Mojo ....... where were you .. I was at PG at dawn ... you big wimppy woosie girllie ... I am the champion hero by default and all swooning girlies can come in my direction now.
18. Mr Joe Lee .... I have not seen Legend 3, but by all accounts it is THE BOLLOCKS ... appart from the flamed tank ... you fashion farkup .... flames !!! ..... cant.
19. Gixer Dave .... I can't believe we have tollerated your 'brollie on a lizard wizza' and 'rock steady on windy wonga' nonsence. Speak the MOTHERS ENGLISH you aussie criminal lifewinner wanna be ..... cant !!!
20. Big Phil .... get your BIG UGLY ARSE OFF MY BABY ... cant !!! ... and get it up to a RACE-DAY-COMMING-TO-YOU ... and stop riding so fast .... cant !!!
21. Moisty Boycie Tweety Twat ..... you my friend ... are a right raving farking cant. I got shoot by you last night no less than a dozen times !! .... which makes you a DOUBLE CANT !! ...

Right, off to lunch ... I hope I have not hurt anyones feelings by missing them out !

Cants !!



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Oh yes, forgot why I started this post ... I have started farkin about with me suspension settings ... here they are YP ...thoughts anyone ??
 

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One sheep missing from the top paddock...

"Rear also has tendancy to skip while leant over on the throttle, resulting in noticable turning of the wheel while in the air"

and you dare call me a tosser..... :twofinger hahaha
 

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You fat arse!

See I was right about your big, fat ugly arse, look at them settings.

The Bum of All Fears!

Have you bought a copy yet?
 

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Re: You fat arse!

Boycie said:
See I was right about your big, fat ugly arse, look at them settings.

The Bum of All Fears!

Have you bought a copy yet?
First ..... and I hate to admit this .... going by how much preload we had to add to get anywhere near 'acceptable' static sag .... you are RIGHT .... I have one farked up, excessively capcious, mcdonald overfed arse !!!

Second ... no, but it is comming ... just need to stretch my last $50 till payday next week .... then se how :twofinger
 

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Cant argue with that

Except I did send you an invitation, Oly is in South Africa and Mojo is in the US appart from that everything else is true.

Are those suspension observations straight from the playstation :twofinger


Oh and yer a poof:p
 

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Lets see how lah!

Legend. Hope the suspension works well at the track. Should be a load better. Yours really was way too soft. But like i said there's so many variables...bike, tyres, track, rider. It's a tricky one to sort out.
Think we've made a startin point for more try outs.
That rear spring is too soft I reckon ( there ya go mate..just the excuse you need to make Uncle Joe happy and lob cash at him for an "OH my god how much" yellow jobby)

You should print the data sheet you got and add as we try out.
Not rely on what i or anybody else says. One of the guys at MSC told me i had way too much front preload by trying to push down my forks. Course he's only 50 kg soakin wet with a dead cow on his back, the knob.

If any of the SBR guys have fitted Race Tec valves or springs I'd like to know what you think of em. I know Joe stocks em.

Cheers
 

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Fat Arse, Fat Arse , Fat Arse........

I usually save these for women I'm trying to chat up but seeing as you 're such a big girl....

1) You like you've been poored into that bottom and forgot to say when!

2) Does that bottom come with a map or a hiking holiday.

3) Your arse is like the moon....it affects the tides.

and my all time favourite of all time......

3) Oh for fark sake fart and give me a clue....


Fat arse, fat arse, fat arse.....etc
 

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Plagiarism on a Grand Scale

I wanna see the properties page on that excel spreadsheet.... there is no way that Legend can claim to be the author or to have had any scientific input on that data.

There's gotta be a breach of copyright involved somehwere ... how?
 

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whooaa ....

that .... my friend ... is like calling the honerable pope a drug smoking hippy 70's CIA spy !!! ....

these are my own notes ... honest ... although my current settings are due to the dilligent and extreamly helpful administrations of a close associate ... and unlike the members of SBR ... a top bloke.

the feedback however is all, mine, and for my loyal fan club of newbie boy racer wannabys .. I will be updating said spreadsheet regularly....

and ... for the last time Yamaha, no ... I am NOT interested in being a development rider for your M2 ... get me a full factory ride or fark off !! ... cants !!

P.S .... I'm in love with me elbows.

P.P.S ... if you are ever in doubt what to say or do next, just turn to the next guy and tell him he's a cant :twofinger :twofinger

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part two ...

I know you have been all gagging for the update, and frankly I've got sick of YP, Silver, BCand Tug calling me up ever 5 farkin minutes to find out what my new settings were like ..... so here ya go. Observations from PG track session.

For those that have a clue ... Gixer Dave, Big Phil, Tug, Slasha ... your advise would be appreciated. All you other can't fark off

:p :p :p :p :p

Basically I've lost a little bit of the initial turn in at the front, and the front gets light and wiggle while upright and hard on the gas. Also, the rear locked up a touch under braking and changing down.

I was thinking of backing of the front and rear preload, so as the susp extends it will give just a little more movement to keep the wheels on the track .....

Ahahahaha .. just read all that again ... cause I try and proof read my own post now (farkin hard work too) ... and I feel like flaming MYSELF .. fark I'm such a nobbie ... hehehehe.
 

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Glad your taking it seriously

but when i said keep a note of settings I didn't mean write a farkin book, ya knob.
Carefull of yer ground clearance mate and keep yer toes off the deck.

Cheers
 
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