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Whether they really exist or not, some are pretty goofy...


Alabama: It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

Alaska: It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Arizona: Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.

Arkansas: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than
once a month.

California: Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

Connecticut: You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

Florida: If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Hawaii: Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

Idaho: You may not fish on a camel's back. (Repealed)

Illinois: Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

Indiana: Baths may not be taken between the months of
October and March.

Kansas: Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear
tail lights.

Louisiana: It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

Massachussetts: At a wake, mourners may eat no more than
three sandwiches.

Minnesota: A person may not cross state lines with a duck
atop his head.

Montana: It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

Nebraska: It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

New Hampshire: You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.

New York: The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

Oklahoma: Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

Pennsylvania: You may not sing in the bathtub.

Rhode Island: It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice
on a trolley.

South Carolina: It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

Tennessee: Driving is not to be done while asleep.

Texas: It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Utah: It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.

Washington: All lollipops are banned.

West Virginia: It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.

Wisconsin: State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.

Wyoming: You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
 

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Re: Re: Stupid laws

CBR Brutha said:
what can you expect from the state where RCjohn lives??? :D;)
Lots of people having sex with animals :twofinger
 

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In Delaware, oral sex is illegal.

In California, it is illegal to hunt whales from a moving car.

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oklahoma law

it is illegal in to hunt whales in oklahoma water!! cause we have those here everywhere.....damn things are trying to take over everything including our bikes......no wait those are fat girls nevermind.:hurl:
 
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