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I'm just wondering if there as any kind of bikers creed/pray out there. If not maybe we should all put our heads together and write one for all our fallen brothers and sisters that have died doing what they love and to be strong for the ones to come. Just a thought.

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How about this one:

Here's to the brothers and sisters alike,
who rode like dipsh*ts on their sportbikes.
They pushed their limits to go a bit faster,
and now they're dead, those stupid bastards.


This is what I want on my headstone:

Here lies my friend, who came to his end,
while dragging his knee around a bend.
He got in too hot, too late for the brakes,
drifted wide on his exit and now he is paste. :D

Call me sick, insensitive, morbid, whatever...I don't care. If you ride a bike, you also accept a certain amount of risk and responsibility. In my opinion, there is a huge difference between *wrecks* and *accidents*. Accidents happen, but wrecks can be avoided by using some common sense. I really don't feel too terrible for the dickhead who is screaming down the road at a buck forty and slaps the side of a car, or the putz who buys a Hayabusa for his first bike, throws on the chrome dunce cap, t-shirt & shorts, and wads it into a guardrail while trying to break the sound barrier.

Blah...blah...blah.

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Paul ROFLMAO!!! :)

How's this...

There once was a dude named Chris
Laughing at Paul cos Paul's a piss.
He jumped on his bike
and wheelied down the pike
I pray - that semi - He'll miss.

...need more sleep....

:D

To answer the question I don't pray but I have
a friend of mine's gloves in the tool compartment
at all times. He passed away last year shortly
after giving them away to me, ofcourse he was
on his bike when it happened. :(

Chris

This is totally off topic, I know - plus it's
disrespectful - I'm going striaght to hell in
handbasket for this one!

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[This message has been edited by chris_y2k_r1 (edited September 28, 2000).]
 
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 748_abuser:
I really don't feel too terrible for the dickhead who is screaming down the road at a buck forty and slaps the side of a car, or the putz who buys a Hayabusa for his first bike, throws on the chrome dunce cap, t-shirt & shorts, and wads it into a guardrail while trying to break the sound barrier.

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Or the one who dies while running from the cops.




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Well said Paul.


Here lies Fred
Who drank too many shots that went to his head
He jumped on his bike
Now he is dead

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Too many curves...so little time

[This message has been edited by Twistiesman (edited September 29, 2000).]
 

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I once knew a man from Nantucket
who got on his bike and said F*#%it,
He wheelied down the street
A cop he did meet,
Now running from the law
cus' he's beaten them all,
A sharp turn is coming up
and it looks like his time is up,
140 the speedo read
and with no helmet on his head,
the cops had no choice but to cover him up
cause it looks like this squid's time is finally up.


Ok,ok, I won't quit my daytime job :)



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39 speeding tickets and now I have a V1.
 
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