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A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night.

She looks at her husband and says,
"Honey, do your remember this?"
He looks up at her and says, "Yes dear, I do.
You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

She says, "Yes, that's right.
do you remember what you said to me that night."
he nods and syas, "Yes dear, I still remembe."
"Well, what was it?" she asks.

He responds, "well honey, as I remember, I said,
"OOOHHHHHH Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits and screw your brains out."

She giggles and says,"Yes honey, that's it.
That's exactly what you said.
So, now it's 50 years later,
I'm in the same negligee I wore that night.
What do you have to say tonight?"

Again he looks up at her and looks her up and down and replies,

"MISSON ACCOMPLISHED."
 

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I though so. How about some creative pick up lines

1. Your body's nae must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be

2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money

3. I may no be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock

4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

5. Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way

6. Excuse me, do you have your phone number I seem to have lost mine.

7. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

8. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

9. You might tnot be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!!!!
 

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similar to first joke

there's an old couple sitting around a table butt naked in the morning.
The old woman says "honey, sitting here looking at you, my nipples are still as hot for you as they have ever been"
the husband replies "that's cause they are sitting in your oatmeal" :barf: i thought it was funny
 
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