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Who is up for a bit of a thrash the Sunday before Christmas ?

Brunch ?
Drinks party and Curry ?
???
 

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oww fark ...

After my last 'episode' I promised myself no more alcohol .. a life with out wagons ...

Ah fark it, I'm in ... and be warned all .... I'm gonna aim to be in an even worse state ..... and take a few of ya down with me .. arf arf arf ....

Ya see, it's my new cunning plan ... I won't seem half as pissed .. provided there are others around that look just as bad ...


P.S I can remember someone jumping onto off a taxi ??. .... was that me .... or was that you Tug ??

P.P.S .. christ ... I hope the fading memory is alcohol related .... I'll be farkin dangerous when I start going senile !!!!
 

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HDB pissup

Ok Ill throw a drinks party at our hutch, Sunday 22nd December 2pm, bring yer own babysham and no puking on the neighbors laundry:barf: We will go out for summat to eat later. Can either do a ruby in Little India or any better suggestions ?
 

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yep

I'm in.

cant wait till i see all the presents you guys have bought me!

Wheres the best curry place in town that will accept a bunch of pissheeeads.

Cheers
 

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I am Indian!!

I am Indian and will know where the best curry is....

However....I need to know what type yous lot like...fish, mutton chicken....? How hot do you guys like it?

Let me know and I will source and a place and let yous know...

Cheers
 

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Oh I forgot to say

No poofs so half you lot wont be able to come:twofinger

Dun worry about the ruby venue, I know the place. They do a top bit of scran, dun mind what state yer in and have a dogy caberet upstairs to boot (optional) The buffet is 24 bucks all you can eat :hurl:

Or we could go in to town, say Cuppage terrace where we can chose Tex Mex, Ruby or Italian before retiring to No 5

Lense Labelle might have amore selubrius agenda so lets wait and see what she has to say about this:)
 

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Xmas is for poofs ....and pig ugly suzukis

Ruby sounds excellent, I'm up for that.

Alternates down town could be Sullivans on River Valley, know the management they serve:

Hoegaarden
Bitburger
Sam Smiths(Bottles)
Erdinger
Carlsberg
Grankspoine's Wriggly Bowel Extender
and all the other shite

Foods farkin brill and at a decent price.

Need numbers though.

Let me know if anyones interested otherwise a ruby it is
 

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Bunch of horses hoof's

Ok I'll bite, what the fark is a ruby..... a curry I'm figuring but from what??? You bunch of english poofter rhyming bastids!!! :confused: :confused:

Hey Boycie, this Grankspoine's Wriggly Bowel Extender sounds like a nice drop... hahaha
 

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Cockney Rhyming Slang

Davo,

Ruby, as in "Ruby Murray" = Curry

Up yer council ..... as in "Council Gritter" = Shitter

Nice one, we'll take a saucepan for hostage ..... as in "saucepan lid" = "kid"

and so forth ........ easy once you get the hang of it.
 

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Don't get me started....

Just for me old mucker Gixxer Dave:

"Nice Alan's Luv!" or " Alright, alright, keep yer Alan's on"

Alan Whickers = knickers

"Me Fekkin Chalfonts are killin me!"

Chalfont St Giles = piles

"I rode me Duke back - It pissed down and I got a bit Terence"

Terence Stamp = damp

"Get yer thrupennies (three - pennies) out love!"

Three penny bits = Tits

"You could hang a wet Donkey jacket off them Raspberries"

Raspberry Ripples = Nipples
 

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Cool .... I get it !!!!

Choice mate .. I farkin get it ....

"Skin the tail off a ding bat" ...... ow fark ,no hang on ... you put the ... then ... and something rhymes ... and then ...

Oww fark it .... back to the drawing board.
 

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How'd you all come from England without knowing how to speak simple bloody English!!!

Can honestly say I don't give a rats about who ever is Ruby Murray or Terence Stamp!!!! Are they both off the bill or somfink??

I'm with you Ledge, dinkbat's and all, but would like to suggest you stick to your drawing board instead of coming in here encouraging people to post!!! See what you've done now.... you've even got the 'over the ponders' perplexed with your daily dribblings.

Alright, alright I'll have a go:
How about you can all go get big red fire trucked!!!

Am I close?? :confused:
 

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Mmmm...

No where near Dave, but at least you are on the right track, my old China...

"I'm just popping out to give the girl next door a quick nip"

Nip and Tuck = WooHoo!!
 
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