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Where's the very Reverend Dude

Dave,

Assume these were taken after the Rev was escorted from the premises for his confession that Kelly used to "perform" for him frequently as a little girl.

I understand that his prison sentence was commuted to 5000 hrs of community service provided that he agreed never again to sing in public for the remainder of his natural life.

Truly a top day .... who's gonna post a picture of that fantastic cake....
 

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Truly lucky to have you

I told your boss the same thing at the wedding and commented on how amazed I was that you were acctually able to get any work done considering the time you spend on projects like this.

Top pics and some top totty, what a lucky bunch of loosers we are:D When is the first wife swapping party :drool:
 

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Re: Truly lucky to have you

Tug said:
.............. When is the first wife swapping party :drool:
Ummm ... not sure how to put this so I will be blunt.

We have been shaggin each others bits for quite sometime now .... and much as I love you bro ... the lassies thing your an ugly poof ... so you could not be invited.

I reacon if you ask nicely though you could give Boycie a right riveting !!
 

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hahaha. I just KNEW when Unk Sebastian made his speech, that some filthy expat's would be getting a chuckle on.

We have a video ... I will bore the pants of you all at some stage ... his speach is funner the second time round ...

"When Kelly was young she used to come over to my place and perform for me ............"

Ah well, can't be too jeolous can I .... except the version that is performing for me now is a little older ... arf arf ..

Ok, pic of the cake ...

The figures and the R1 model were all a surprise, organised by Kelly. I tell ya lads, she is one extra special girl and I am one lucky bugga to have her. If any of you want to be lucky to, I'll hire her out for your pleasure at $150 an hour.

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The most accurate cake decoration ever

The cake maker even got the position of the bike right, if only the barriers were made of chocolate in real life:twofinger

Im so ugly Ive got the fittest burd:drool: How does that werk:twofinger

Mrs SlowTossarSeddon was looking particularly inviting on the night and the tales of her taping her knockers into her dress to stop them from falling out got me going no end:eek:
 

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Great piccys

Okay - you bunch of complete farkin cahnts.. what's all this dissin about my bird. You lot can all go and shag each other wives because you're all married, not me so hands orf you dirty biking plebians... :mad:

Q for the Groom, did you manage to get it up on the night?
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The return of SIr Wheelie

Welcome back with another wank name:twofinger

You know we are only kidding about shagging yer burd, just dont go on any long business trips:drool:
 
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