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alright guy and girls, what the best, worst or dumbest pick up lines you have heard.

guy: want to get a pizza, go back to my place and have some sex?

girl: no

guy: whats wrong, dont you like pizza!
 

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someone might wanna correct me when i post this but here it goes.
damn baby was your daddy a ham burgler??? cause it looked like some one stole two fine hams and put them down the back of your dress......ok ok i tried:twofinger

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hay baby have you ever rode on a 400 pound vibrater??? then you rev your engine and wink. most of the time i get slaped but some day it will work:eek: :rolleyes: :D
 

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Kevalr, all yours were good.



jester said:
I couldn't help myself. They were so big and round and beautiful, I just had to touch them! Then she started screaming "My eyes!, My eyes!" and ruined the mood.


LOL, thats great
 

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Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
 

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Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
 

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I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
 

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How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
 

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
 

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"So how much?"

"I swear I'm not a cop! Do I look like one?"

"What?! $20 for what for how long?!"
 

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"Want a ride?"

"Are you ok?!?! Did that hurt??"... "Did what hurt?"... "Your fall from heaven"
:rolleyes:

I have more, but im bored.


Kyle
 

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lol

I don't need any pickup lines..The women just flock to me!!! HAHA

Hey Kyle did you go to Washington Township HS? Or Glassboro?

Here's some lines my friends and I use when we're a lil wild

"Damn girl, WTF!!"

"Yo yo shorty!"

Not good ones, cuz like I said I never really used lines..We are just retarded and don't give a f*** and will say anything to girls..Seaside is a great place here in NJ to walk the boardwalk and be rawdog with some sleddies!!
 

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Re: lol

JusIncredibleR6 said:
Hey Kyle did you go to Washington Township HS? Or Glassboro?
Glassboro High, unfortunatly:mad: :(

Why?

Kyle
 

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J/W

Glassboro High, unfortunatly Why?
Just wondering, cuz my girl lives in Washington Township and I am up that way all the time..Getting my bike next week HOPEFULLY if everything goes as planned, so I thought that if you rode around there we could meet up..That's all!
 

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Re: J/W

JusIncredibleR6 said:


Just wondering, cuz my girl lives in Washington Township and I am up that way all the time..Getting my bike next week HOPEFULLY if everything goes as planned, so I thought that if you rode around there we could meet up..That's all!
Sorry didnt mean to come off pissy, I just hated that high school... Yea I should have a bike by July and ill be lookin for someone to ride with. we'll be in touch:thumb:

Kyle
 

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I don't use lines... but I used to in my younger days..

Ones that actually worked?

Can you cook? (Yes it worked!!)

And if the conversation goes in the general direction, tell the girl you're hung like a tic tac. I know, it sounds crazy but most will figure out that you aren't b/c who braggs about that right? Then the curiosity starts to kill 'em :)

Most recently I've discovered that if you make a girl feel like she's losing something her interest will most certainly be peaked. This is why confidence is key.
 

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That sweater is very becoming on you, of course if I was on you I would be coming to!:eek:

sorry, it's all I could think of.
 
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