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Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.



Q. What's the difference between the All blacks and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.



The All Blacks are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, but soft and no CUP!!!



Did you hear that the NZ Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of the All Blacks players on them. People
couldn't figure out which side to spit on.



Did you hear about the Kiwi politician who was found dead in an All Black jersey?

The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.



Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up
everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah,
librarians are the best; everything
inside them is in alphabetical order." Third surgeon says, "Try
electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded." The fourth one says,
"I prefer New Zealand Rugby players. They're
heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are
interchangeable."



A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?"
"Well," the friend responds, "I ran over Carlos Spencer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt ?" "Well, he tried to escape through the park."



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An old one!

A bloke walks into a bar in Sydney with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing an All Blacks rugby jersey and is festooned with Kiwi pom-poms.
The bartender says, “Hey! No pets are allowed! You’ll have to leave.”
The guy begs him, “Look, I’m desperate! We’re both big fans, the TV’s broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game.”
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there’s any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins with the All Blacks receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a penalty goal. Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.
The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve seen! What does the dog do if they score a try?”
The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for three years.”
 

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THE game

Speaking of games to watch......

Any plans to meet at a bar to watch the game? We've got 15% discount at Penny Black, Muddy Murphies, and Brewerkz.

Got offered a ticket to the game today, found plenty of flights out to Sydney, but not a thing coming back for about a week after. Anyone got a boat I can borrow?...........:crying:
 

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Legend

Legend >>>.the new club "olympic torch"...he never goes out:twofinger
 

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Re: THE game

Andy Capp said:
Speaking of games to watch......

Any plans to meet at a bar to watch the game? We've got 15% discount at Penny Black, Muddy Murphies, and Brewerkz.

Got offered a ticket to the game today, found plenty of flights out to Sydney, but not a thing coming back for about a week after. Anyone got a boat I can borrow?...........:crying:
Muddy Murphies at 2.30, dont tell Legend or Leroy the Lesbian :loser:
 

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Tug said:
Muddy Murphies at 2.30, dont tell Legend or Leroy the Lesbian :loser:
who the fark stuck a 'loser' postit in here .... now I really am sick of you caaaants.

and ... ya farkin caaaaaant ... I was planning on sneaking down on my own to watch the game .... and sit in a corner by myself .. cause I'm a lot more interesting and exciting and I love my own company ... and you lot are all a bunch a fudgy caaaaants ...
 

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Tug said:
Muddy Murphies at 2.30, dont tell Legend or Leroy the Lesbian :loser:
Fark..I am already too late to turn up at Muddy's today. It is bloody fourish now...Tug's ploy worked to keep me away from him and the rest of his Blue Oyster Bar mates.

Lemme guess...Legend was in a corner of the bar stroking his weener while fornicating his shaven haven legs eh? That is what he calls loving his own company nowsadays. :barf:


:eek: Or is the appointment for 2.30 for another day's game? That is it..i am bloody confused now.... can someone enlighten this sorry arsed confused child?:crying:
 

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Games on today boys....see you lads at Muddies at 2.30 for the piss up followed by drunk watching of the game at five with the lads from Blue Oyster Bar....:rolleyes:
 
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