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AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
cruise at 3 in the morning.

BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).

GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo!
Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman.

TART FUEL
Bottled Alcopops, e. g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.

TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.

UP ON BLOCKS
Menstruating i. e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage.
e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is
up on blocks".
 
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