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Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do
all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at
their house. He said that it took a couple days but
on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He
bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was
to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day it was better. By the
third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done,
and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Michigan girl. He boasted
that he told her that her duties were to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most
of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye--enough to fix himself a
bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a
landscaper.

Got to love them Michigan girls!
 

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kawigirl_636 said:
Man, that is SO true!! :laughing:

Good one!!


Jen
well then you are gonna love this. I can't believe I am putting this out there. I just got this emailed to me. I thought it was kinda funny!!!

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