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Watched the Macau GP last night on Star Sports, cant believe a Duc beat the Gixxers, actually cant farking believe a Honda beat the Gixxers:crying: DJ looked like he was struggling. Stiil at least no Yamaha's at the front :twofinger

Fakin scary circuit fer a bike, need to be pretty mental to push it there.

Cant decide whats worse IOM TT or Macau, both are ferkin barking and the blerks who take part ar bonkers:thumb:

Uncle Joe did Macau once I think :cool:
 

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Recorded it ?

That would be a neat trick since I dun have a video:crying:

It wasnt that exiting so you didnt miss much.
 

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WTF !!!

What sort of bloke are you ?? ....

No farkin video ?? .... that's one less remote that you could have ....

Me ... I've got farkin five of the suckers ...

TV
SCV
Stereo
Video Camera (frequently used in error)
and Video Player

If one one of them worked on the bloody misses :D :D

I've managed to get out of going round to 'Da Families' place on Xmas day ...... consequently the misses and I are not talking at the moment .. ??? ... women ??..... I need a manual :crying: :crying:
 

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Legend said:
I've managed to get out of going round to 'Da Families' place on Xmas day ...... consequently the misses and I are not talking at the moment .. ??? ... women ??..... I need a manual :crying: :crying:
I can guarantee the first page would include:

Don't make plans for Xmas day that don't include the misses and her family, even the faintest suggestion of spending the day down the boozer with your mates will end in tears and be followed by at least 2 wks of self satisfaction' :twofinger
 

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Oooww .. I get it ...

I'm a bit slow ...... hence the confusion reading the reply's to me post ... but I think I'm getting it ... you mean:

No more ....

... roamin in the gloamin
... taking 'Mr Winky' to 'The Chocolate Factory'
... waxing on ... waxing off ...
... riding the chief fire engine
... forming a circle .. opps ... getting ahead of me self .. !!
 

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This means..

That we are stuck with you all day Legend ?

You can break my fall when I keel over ?

Your not getting a Christmas shag from your missus ?

You can get the drinks in ?

Your a cant ?

Ho ho ho:twofinger
 

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.......Your not getting a Christmas shag from your missus ?......
Nope .... decided there are some battles that must be lost to win the war ..... so I've gone crawling back on my hands and knees to her, tail between legs, begging she will forgive me.

So off to the Family I will go ... if only for a wee while ... you caants won't notice I've gone anyway ....

And ... I figure she will be so appreicative of me I just might be able to land that 'unobtainable prize' that us foreign lads would have dreamt of, had we known about it .....

The Chinese Chocolate Starfish !! ....

Whooaaa .... santa is a comin to The Legend !!! ...:thumb: :thumb:
 

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Farkin poofta

Thats it ! Your no longer a Legend in my book, sniveling pencil protector wearing pofta :twofinger
 

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Thats it ! Your no longer a Legend in my book, sniveling pencil protector wearing pofta :twofinger

That's Chinese Chocolate Starfish Exploring Poofta to you Mr Tug.
 
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