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"If you can't be fast, be spectacular"

"Geez baby .... without your cloths on you have got one huge arse"
 

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" She looked as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish shop"

" He looked as shocked as Hitler when he got his first gas bill"
 

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" ... it was only once the clutch lever got buried in the gravel that I realised I could not save it"

"Sweating like blind lesbian in a fish shop"
 

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more of the same

Another from Life on Mars.....

"My idea of a good time is Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil"


BP - you seen this???? it is fkkin legendary
 

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Re: more of the same

Chumley said:
Another from Life on Mars.....

"My idea of a good time is Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil"


BP - you seen this???? it is fkkin legendary
Yep seen em all ....quality ! Them GXL cortinas were the bollocks:)
 

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It's a shame stupidity isn't more painfull.

I live in fear all my life but on Sundays she lets me race.
 

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Legendary One Liners

Err Bp .....

Thread was legendary one liners ...... I think you lost us along the way; one minute we were talking Life on Mars and then we took a trip into the trees. ( as Hannu Mikkola would say)

here's mine

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given
 
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