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The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily
against a wall.
The owner asks the clerk : "What's with the guy over there by the
wall?"

The clerk responds : "Well, he came in here this morning to get
something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative".

The owner, wide -eyed and excited shouts : "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives".

The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can, look at him, he's afraid to cough"

this is extremely funny for me this week because I've done nothing but cough since Sunday .... LMAO

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80-year old John went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results.. Dr. Smith said, "Johns, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?"

John replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom poof the light goes on, when I'm done poof the light goes off."

"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called John's wife. "Ethel," he
said, "John is doing fine. Physically he's great. Bu t, I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through poof the light goes off?"

Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
 
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