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How else to explain it !!!

I went out for a run with the old caaaant last week .... and I had to tell him to go on with out me ... ah la 'Titanic' ... it was just plain horrible.

After 40 mins of pain and suffereing I had to drag my broken sweat stained body back to my house and soak in a bath for 2 hours to releave my strained muscles.

So it proved it ... he must be on steroids .... and ... I hope he had no thoughts of competing the the MSS this year ... cause he will have us all whipped when it comes to fitness ..... or is it just me and my monster legendary fat gut that made him look so impressive .....

We will have to refer to the next edition of 'The Scum' to find out I guess ....
 

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WOLVERINE II said:
stop jerking off five times a day ya carnt!! your knees get weak!!:finger:
...... you and your pre-pubescent mind. Go on, own up; yr still a virgin, live with your parents practice yr french kissing technique on the mirror and have a toss rag under yr pillow (which yr mother washes for you once a week).

I sometimes think this is the wrong forum for you.

Oh well.
 

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Blue Catt said:
...... you and your pre-pubescent mind. Go on, own up; yr still a virgin, live with your parents practice yr french kissing technique on the mirror and have a toss rag under yr pillow (which yr mother washes for you once a week).

I sometimes think this is the wrong forum for you.

Oh well.
What do you mean sometimes, I always think he's in the wrong forum :moon:

As far as the toss rag under the bed accusation I think you should retract, you cant buy toss rags in in Sg so he must be a virtual wanker with splash proof screen and keyboard :squid:
 

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What do you mean sometimes, I always think he's in the wrong forum :moon:

As far as the toss rag under the bed accusation I think you should retract, you cant buy toss rags in in Sg so he must be a virtual wanker with splash proof screen and keyboard :squid:
Thats 'two' people that seem to know what a 'toss rag' is ...

I must get one ...

I've always spurted into me left hand then given myself a silverspunk-enamel-protein-treatment by giving it the big slurp, gargle then yulp ... yeeeummmyyy .... although it did take a few weeks to get used to the taste .... kind of like beer actually .... getting used to it, not the actual taste ...:squid: :squid:
 

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I guess the toss rag makes it easier.... you dont have to slurp your hands and get yourself dirty twice with your spunk and your saliva.....

the toss rag can just be squeezed over your tilted back head and drank....

More flavour too if it has been used before....twice the protein....:barf: :barf: :barf:
 
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