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Yes, it's all true. Your one and only Legend had a night of post maritial bliss with none other than the Editor of the Scum.

And I did it all for you lads. Let me tell you, it was not easy. I am, to be frank, quite farked up from the experience.

That boy is one twisted sister ... hell, even I had trouble keeping up with some of the stories !!!!

Anyway, it all started with the idea of attending the recent Sing/ Malaysia SBR track session over the weekend at Sepang. For those that did not attend .. you poor and stupid carnts. Possibly one of the best track days yet. 6 ferkin hours of it, with about 115 bikes !!! ......

No problems with newbies or pros, with relatively minor and few crashes (10 maybe) considering the number of people present. I put in two outings, but each one was started with a full tank of gas, and I only stopped cause I was running out of gas. Total k's on the track .. 300 plus !!! .. it was just too much fun I didn't want to stop !!! ......Picture it. New tires, freshly tuned bike, plenty of slow riders to practice overtaking in strange places ... like on the outside of 5 or sneaking on the inside coming out of 9 .. and plenty of faster guys to try and keep up with when they came past.

Highlight on the track ... playing silly carnts with Paul .. cheers bro .. it was a ferkin hoot and I just can't wait to start taking the piss out of you when the racing starts soon !! .. (P.S .. if you still want that lap timer, remind me closer to 5 April).

Anyway, back to the Editor. We decided to share a room. Somehow the new wiff thought this ment same bed and we were naked together ??? ..... ferk me, I know I'm strange and I have convinced her that strange sex games are 'normal' ... but THAT one surprised me. No, we had seperate beds ... and one of us kept our pants on.....

After starting the evening with 3 jugs of beer over dinner, we retired to the Bar, and quickly backtracked. They have a 'new' sound system in there now .. and ferk it was LOUD ... same shit band, and the 'cute' one is getting older !! ...

For those that have got this far, ferk I'm talking shite, but then, you must be a sad git like me to have read all this, and you really should have just skimmed the beginning and then fast forwarded to the end, so you really can't blame me for waffling, and no ... I probably won't get back to the point cause I can't really remember it ... but it was sure to be really funny if I could .... but then as I said, after doing a girls dorm impression with the 'Editor', my brain is all custard.

Right then, onto the next post. Cheers carts and you can all ferk off for now :finger:

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Is that 2.5 fingers or 3 ?

The way I heard it, at one point one of you poked a two fingers and a thumb up the marmite motorway and asked if it counted as three:barf:
Then there was the tucking you tackle between your legs and seeing what you looked like as a girl.
Remind me never to share a room with either of you two muppets:twofinger
 

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Re: Is that 2.5 fingers or 3 ?

Tug said:
The way I heard it, at one point one of you poked a two fingers and a thumb up the marmite motorway and asked if it counted as three:barf:
Then there was the tucking you tackle between your legs and seeing what you looked like as a girl.
Remind me never to share a room with either of you two muppets:twofinger
common .... I reakon I could get about 6 and a half toes up yer arse tugsta !!!
 

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FUZZY LOGIC

If as much shite comes out of yer arse as out of your mouth then it must be massive. Therefore you could probably get Tug's whole head up yer bum. Of course you'd have to take yer own out first.

And as for sleepin with my mate and private ambulance attendant! did he talk for hours to the stage where you just wanted to poke your own eye out with a biro just to take your mind off it. Bet he did!!!!!!!!

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Legend

My social life is an intricate pattern of mistakes and disasters that weave nicely together after six jugs of overpriced skanky beer.

You should feel honoured and privilaged to get the exclusive scoop on the scum editor and all his rantings. Bearing in mind your penchant for screaming..... 'I love you Kelly'...:barf: when your tired and emotional I though it best to get in their first and take you mind off things but I have to say removing your underwear was not necessary though I admire your balls for doing so!!

I have to say we did the weekend right my brother! The best prelude to a track day is not enough sleep and a hangover. Many thanks to Paul and Andy for their support in the drinking, thats the first time I have ever been told we couldnt order anymore beer at that bar and Paul definately screams better than the band.

In your modesty Legend you forgot to tell the world of your blinding 2.33.something around the full track. Very impressive custard head. Now you will have to do that all the time!
 
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