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I dont see the point for Tug to have all those facilities....Swimming pool, tennis courts, basketball courts..... for him...the only recreation he would indulge in is the adorning of the bar floors with puke and beer.......

Tug....its been sometime since we had an update on your boring as hell life in China....pics, tales, women....bring it on then... have pity on us...the only tales we get here are tales of Legend and his failing libido and self degradation....something we have always known would happen...

Well then....updates....:thumb:
 

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Silva Bullet said:
If you'd read the small description at the top you would've seen: "Stylish lobby with bar." :cool:
I saw that....and am quite sure it aint gonna be very stylish anymore once Tug is done walking through it......
 

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Slow week at work was it

Must have been pretty bored to go searching for my house on the net;)
Yes it does make a pleasant change from the local authority housing in Singapore, but it was worth the sacrafice living in an HDB as we cleared about GBP 60K out of the place when we sold it:cool:

Life in China, hmm food dominates the experiance still and its a never ending adventure into the depths of human depravity. Went to a city called Guanzhou last week that well known for food, they eat every thing with legs apart from tables and most things without legs too:hurl: It was a bit like a trip to the petting zoo but without the happy ending. Worms, roaches, bee larvey, snakes, turtles, aligators :eek: you name it and it was crawling around the place just waiting to be thrown into the wok kicking and screaming:barf:

The other good news is I can buy a new jeep for he same price as a Gixxer in Sing :D The bad news is I cant buy a Gixxer:crying:
 

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Re: Slow week at work was it

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....they eat every thing with legs apart from tables and most things without legs too:hurl:
Sounds just delightful and as you've on and on about it for the past 3 months, I can just imagine how bad it must really be :barf: I also prefer to keep my worms in the garden rather than the kitchen :eek:

...The bad news is I cant buy a Gixxer:crying:
Trouble is, if you actually got your hands on a Gixxer you'd have to beef up the fuel map for any chance of actually sucking some oxygen out of that lovely think smog I can see out the winda :eek:
 

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not happy

the bugger comes down here bleeting hardship this and crap food that and he's living in a palace.:finger:

Spolit little bastard if you ask me. :twofinger
 

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Spoilt ?

Im suffering here really, not only grim food stories to be told.

Saturday, got a sore eye so Lensy got me some eye drops from the chemist. I didnt bother with the instructions and splashed some in double quick. Once the stinging subsided I checked the bottle and found out it was a traditional chinese formual, 100% bear bile:hurl:

Walking across the main road today to get some lunch (main road is 2 lanes each way and bike lanes so pretty busy) I see this young guy squating down in the central reservation,I assumed he was taking a rest before tring to get across the rest of the carnage but no he was having a dump:eek: Bold as brass taking a big shit in broad daylight on a busy main road, fark knows what he used for toilet paper:barf:
 
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