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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog
and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken
to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and
searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he
had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken
spied the farmer's new Harley Davidson Road King. Finding the keys inside, the
chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save
his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny new Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope
the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the back of
the farmer's motorcycle, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of
the Harley's powerful V-Twin motor, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began
to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would
then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good
grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.

560 Posts
That's a gem!

I suppose you could also throw "'Busa" in there too :D (re; the "bad-ass busa" thread)

5,373 Posts
I think I speak for everyone when i say, "we've all been there".
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