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"You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that."

"He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline."

"Spencer's running across field calling out, come inside me,come inside me."

"I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through."

"I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him"

"Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today."

"There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside"

"Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now."
 

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Ummm....:huh:

What did you say this sport is again? I think I'll stick to something a bit less manly....:hurl: :D
 

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And:

I shagged Matilda,
I shagged Matilda,
I shagged Matilda,
And so did me mate,

And she moaned
And she groaned
As I shoved it up her Billabong
I shagged Matilda
And so did me mate
 

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Things I've heard on the pitch:

"Put the ball in my hands, I don't like it in my face."

"Come inside the winger."

"My father taught me how to beat a hooker."

"You have to step over the man, you can't just go reaching over and taking his ball."

"Huddle 'round me lads....I've got to piss."

(heard a couple minutes after sustaining a nasty head blow) "For fuck's sake ref, why are we playing with 2 balls?!

(after breaking his knee and being carried off the field) "I think it's broken...just put some tape around it so I can get back on the pitch."

My all-time favorite: (after sustaining a nasty concussion and being taken to the hospital the week before, my very tearfull team captain gathered everybody around him just before kickoff and says...) "After a lifetime of playing and many head injuries, the doctors have told me that one more concussion could kill me...(wipes tears from his eyes)...I've had a good run, but you'll have to do it without me today...(wipes more tears from his eyes)...ah, fuck it, has anybody seen my boots?"
 

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Re: And:

Chumley said:
I shagged Matilda,
I shagged Matilda,
I shagged Matilda,
And so did me mate,

And she moaned
And she groaned
As I shoved it up her Billabong
I shagged Matilda
And so did me mate
A low blow indeed.....:crying: Enjoy it while you can, might be another 34yrs for your next big win :twofinger
 
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