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Back to the jokes...... a few shorties

Did you hear about the Dyslexic Atheist Insomniac?

He lay awake all night wondering if there really was a Dog...

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Why do the English sip tea out of their saucers?

Because Australia has all the cups.

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know, you weren't there.

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick....

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I parked in a disabled space yesterday and a gray ghost shouted to me, "Oi,
what's your disability mate?"

I said, "Tourette's you c*nt, now f*ck off!!!"

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A jew, a monk, a muslim, a christian and a white guy all walk into the bar, the bar tender says "whats this, some kind of joke?"
 

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Gixxer_Dave said:
Back to the jokes...... a few shorties
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I parked in a disabled space yesterday and a gray ghost shouted to me, "Oi,
what's your disability mate?"

I said, "Tourette's you c*nt, now f*ck off!!!"

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Superb ... I'm gonna give that one a try !!!!
 

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatch's watches.........

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A US Army General walks into the Oval Office and says to George W. "Sir, a Brazillian was killed in Iraq today. Is there anything you'd like me to do".

"Heck General, a Brazillion...how many actually is that?"
 
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