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Ok Ive been honing my killing skills and am ready for some real live competition on the net. Was playing Half Life (Get a Life :crying: ) but want to know what is best in terms of maximum blood and guts. What is the latest and greatest game fer sad muppets who cant go out cos they spent all of their money on their bike:crying:
 

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you sad git

Get sum of all fears. ( or son of all queers if Boycey playin)
Got me, legend and boycey all on it. Think saliva is getting geared up as well.
And cos i'm a smart bastard I can host the game from home.
Prepare to get the F twated outta ya Tug:finger:

Cheers
 

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The Bum of All Queers

You're all ferking useless at it!
 

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Re: you sad git

bigphil said:
Get sum of all fears. ( or son of all queers if Boycey playin)
Got me, legend and boycey all on it. Think saliva is getting geared up as well.
And cos i'm a smart bastard I can host the game from home.
Prepare to get the F twated outta ya Tug:finger:

Cheers
Thats the poofy game you had on the PC at the BBQ ?
All girly blerks falling over gently when you shot them with your dart gun and radars to detect the enemy ???
At least Halflife you sneek up on yer mates and bash their brains in with the spiked end of a crow bar. You even get splattered with their brains and blood:barf:
Can spray paint the walls with words of encouragement like "your burds a boiler" and even hurl abuse with pre pregramed frazes like "suck my starfish ya bastid"
 

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Well give us all the details then!!

Got the game and have been training that trigger-finger by double-clicking like mad for the last weeks.

:D :D
 

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Yeah it requires

planning, dexterity,cunning and balls...can see why it's not up your street.

Got half wife in the cupboard somewhere with all the other namby pamby games....might just dust it off and give you some grief Oh Tugster :finger:
 

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Half-life? More like Nerd-life.....

What a bunch a farking sad poofy muppets you lot all are...... I mean really :twofinger

It better still be chucking it down up there.... otherwise get out and cut some laps rather than sitting around at home playing with each others joysticks!! :rolleyes:
 
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