Resident Smart Ass!
I went home and got the bike on my lunch. I figured 66 degrees, sunny, little to no wind, what the hell. Well, no sooner had I gotten on the street when a Soccer mom in her Ford Titanic (Expidition) cuts me off forcing me into the next lane. I can tell she dropped something. Low and behold, it was her cell phone. I was pissed that she cut me off like that, but instead of the bird I had some fun with the situation. I got up next to her at the light. Her window was down and she was still on the phone. I proceeded to rev the hell out of the bike, next thing I know she is screaming at me "Do you mind, I am on the phone?". My resposne "No, do you mind that I am trying to live?". I felt good that I did not have to resort to violence, or obscene gestures. She was pissed, I was happy!