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OH Shiiiittttt! Ouch....uuggg...mommmyyyy.... :D

At this point the fly would probably wish it were somewhere else.

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I do everything one can do while I have my helmet on. I laugh, cry, sing (born to be wild, badly) giggle like a little school girl, ghasp for air while saying whoahshit(one word). My only problem is sometimes I forget that I have my clear visor on and get caught looking, almost got pushed of my bike by an angry fellow that saw me checking out his girlfriend.

cool question
Rock on
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Fizzman

PS. great quote Nash

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Brakes, Hard Brakes.... Oh Shit Haaarrrddder
Brakes... Downshift Downshift Downsift...
Ok... Lean... off the brakes... on the gas..
more gas more gas more gas Shift Shift shift

Oh wait, those are the ones in my head...

Ummm Let's see you'd probably hear...

Who's your daddy?? wwhhhoooooooo aaaaaahhhhh!
Who's your DADDY!!! :)

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The normal thing is "F*&^ing redneck son-of-a-bi*%$" said loudly at the dumbass cage drivers and when I'm not cursing the cage drivers I usually sing Classic Rock tunes such as the Eagles Seven Bridges Road.

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When is this jerk gonna pull over... i hate motorhomes... what a loser.... ahh a cop oh sh%t... phew glad he turned... hey cool look at that.... ok whats this guys deal... yeah my bike is nice now go away.... am i drafting this semi?.... should i pass these 14 cars here?.... i wonder where that flat spot is... hmm.. oh MAN a G%$D#@ FLY???? howd he get in here.. i opened the visor now leave... thanks... ok hey the twisties are comin up....OH GREAT another motor home and semi!!!! UGH!!!!....

(i could go on and on but ill leave it at that)

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ROFLOL!! This is hilarious!

I sing to myself quite a bit and I scream like a little girl once in awhile for pleasure. Sometimes I cuss at idiots in cages but mostly I sing! :)

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You've heard the expression "to be a fly on the wall." I thought it would be interesting to know what it would be like to be a fly on the wall...er...under your lid while you're riding your favorite ride.

So what would we hear you say........?

...or scream, or yodel...or sing really badly?


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HUH? dont hold it in as long next time and it wont be so bad.

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I sing show tunes and talk to myself like Jim Carrey in me, myself, & Irene. I don't need no stinkin' medication.....

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with the helmet on i can really concentrate on what the voices are telling me to do

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I usually talk to the little gremlin that sits just inside my faceshield ....he's very hard to ignore :D

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Oh man this stuff is to much! I always seem to be bitchin everyone out on the street (in my head of course.) Or wondering what idiot is going to run that yellow light ahead.

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He'd probably say "What a devastatingly handsome young man! Ashley must have been devastated when he dumped her!" :p

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"It depends on what part of the country you're standin' in as to just how dumb you are."
 

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Whoops! That fly must have gone to the Redundant School of Redundancy! :D

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I pretend I'm riding with a hot chick and she's talking dirty to me. Of course I have to change my voice to do hers, otherwise I just get confused. Then I pretend I'm in therapy and try to psychoanalyze my obvious deep mental illness. Then at stop lights, I pop the psychotropic drugs my Psychiatrist alter-ego has prescribed during the ride. Then I'm mellow and confident and I can really "chat up" the hot chick so I have something to do when the ride is over. ;) Weird thing is, I keep waking up alone. I guess I just have issues... :(

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I talk to my bike alot. usally asking not to break down. you will realize how heavy your bike is after pushing it a few miles :) My mom has a picture of me after pushing my bike for 4-5 miles of very hilly kentuckey backroads, not very pretty :mad:

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Oh yeah.. I do sing a song once in while too.
I think it's from a James Bond movie...
But the lyrics go something like...

"Nobody does it better.... No one does it
quite the way you do..." :) :)



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Chris,

You have some issues man. Now I know I have to come to PA and ride some of theose twistes.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ct900rider:
Chris,

You have some issues man. Now I know I have to come to PA and ride some of theose twistes.

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A twisted cat shreding on some twisted roads! :D

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chris_y2k_r1:
Oh yeah.. I do sing a song once in while too.
I think it's from a James Bond movie...
But the lyrics go something like...

"Nobody does it better.... No one does it
quite the way you do..." :) :)

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You know, that would be even funnier if you didn't sing soooooo darn good!!!

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