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[announcer voice] "The first contestant in the moto-javelin throw is Art "spearhead" Deakins with a fine effort for Team Doofus!"
 

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Ted, in a controlled environment, rehearses proper form for his Cliff Pitch to be performed in all it's glory during the Sunday ride in the Mountains...
 

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Squelch......Heathrow Tower calling ORNG 6...Negative on ILS approach...Please go around and use Runway 18 and report on final....Over....
 

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You see, we're not looking at the whole picture. This racer went around the track once, and saw many naked women lying down in the grass on the other side of the tires!!!!! weeeeee!:p
 

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Motorcycle ejector-seat testing was cancelled after the test dummy Harold reminded them that "What goes up must come down."


Manufacturers note: Auto-deploy Airbag with bullseye target coming soon!
 

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George, desperately recalling that he had waived damage deductible on the school's bike, tries to make the best of a poor situation.


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Moto-racer/Ecologist Hiram Fernblossom, fought hard to see his revolutionary concept for green safety tires installed at his local track. It was quite ironic then that he personally made the discovery that, in certain light conditions, green tires are oddly invisible on green grass, against green trees. Services will be held...
 

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Gomer, noticing the corner worker had black flagged him, immediately exited the track.......
 
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