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Hello boys!

The only thing I know about bikes are random bike facts I found on the internet:

Kawasaki also makes spaceships.

The first production motorcycle was the 1488cc, 2.5hp Hilberand & Wolfmuller Motorrad, made in Germany from 1894-97

On average, engineers are the most likely people to crash. Lecturers are the least likely.

Sorry I have nothing more productive to say. Some dude on this forum convinced me to join this forum. And I can't even post my picture yet. Why am I here again?
 

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Morning

Sounds to me like you are a mate of Phil's..... God help ya :rolleyes:
 

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Oh I'm real all right.. Why isn't there anybody from Singapore on a Sports Bike Rider - SINGAPORE page? Why is there even a sports bike rider page for singapore when the speed limit here is like 100? If a bike crashes and nobody screams in anguish at the state of their mangled super-expensive 1000cc 2-wheeled vehicle, does it make a sound?
 

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Oh really!

Blue Catt said:
i thought it was boycie masquerading ....
Well i thought it was gareth.......... coming out!

( thats a big word 'masquerading'.... you dont see it in bike mags much)

Ok PurpleMuddyfumpster...who are you then? If you're not one of us being characteristically sad and unoriginal then you have to be around 12 yrs old and have no idea what your very tiny genitalia* are for?

*(a- A small town in Europe, b- Ear-Plugs, c-see mummy)

I say bring back brolliebabe...at least he had tits!
 

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Stop the press!

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But I have tits! And I bet they're bigger than brolly-wathisname...
I knew there was something wrong with you.

...........you're a GIRLY!......... I'm afraid we don't allow that kind of thing in here!

I have a book on how to talk to people like you. I'm supposed to be friendly and talk about something we have in common.

"Hello Ertha's, would you like to see my small town in Europe!"

How's that? Am I in? Are you knees trembling? (God this is easy)
 

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My, you sound just like this guy I used shag, who incidentally is part of this forum.. ;)

Do all bikers have similarly entertainment-challenged chat-up lines? If so you should've stopped at photos with helmets on.:cool:
 

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Is it cold in here?

PinkPunkster said:
My, you sound just like this guy I used shag, who incidentally is part of this forum.. ;)

Do all bikers have similarly entertainment-challenged chat-up lines?
So you fell for it once before then!
 

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Pointless intrigue

Looks like young Will when he can't pay his bill at CrazyHorse
 

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Psscht that was not nearly enough fun.. He promised me hours of entertainment here! Guess you spend a lot of time looking at his behind??

I still don't know anything about bikes anyway.

:D
 

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Simple deduction

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Psscht that was not nearly enough fun.. He promised me hours of entertainment here! Guess you spend a lot of time looking at his behind??

I still don't know anything about bikes anyway.

:D
He's the only one daft enough to tell his ex about the forum.

You must be the quiet one that sat in the back of Slasher motor and said bugger all, all the way from SG to KL?

Which is ironic really!

Are we having fun yet?
 

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No la, I'm not the one you hate. He wanted me to pretend to be her, specifically to piss you off I believe, but I'm prettier and much kinder I swear. And I'm not quiet, and it's not possible I would have lasted a full trip from sg to kl without making a single wisecrack. So can't have been me!

Here, find bike-related video here: http://s19.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=34NXBZ97XZODF0A7ZXMQ4OMBY7

See, I am not COMPLETELY irrelevent :D
 

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Yeah right!

Still all feels like a big wind up to me.
 

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Hmmm.....

Anyone recognise that arse??

It certainly ain't mine!!!

:twofinger :twofinger :twofinger :twofinger

I'm stumped - Silva Knob rot - You behind this??
 

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Re: Unless......

Chumley said:
With a quote like this it MUST be Legend

No ....it still could be silva spunk bubble
 
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