It wasn't my "stairwell' as such.... that's very much a hook free zone. (Even she wasn't stupid enough to upset Farmer Giles )Gixxer_Dave said:That sounds extremely painful
Boycie said:Well Margery,
Why dont you try it with the wife tonight....
I'll put money down she'll twat you before you even manage to pack one pair of knickers into the bag. You'll be out for the count in the bedroom with a shit load of explaining to do before you even think stairwell.
....but what do I know about such things?
Try telling wifey this...WOLVERINE II said:wat about methods as to how to get her to allow you to buy a Marine tank and stick it in the house?
or why I should be able to go to bed without brushing my teeth?
or why I should be able to lick whipped cream off my neighbour's daughter?
Try tellin her to fark off....... jeeeeze what is it with you guys.FireSpitter said:Try telling wifey this...
All men MUST have hobbies. May it be bikes, fish, golf, women (Other women, not her!), beer etc.... would you prefer me to stick to fishes or would you like me to progress to women & booze?
Oh...happy days. How I miss them!bigphil said:Try tellin her to fark off....... jeeeeze what is it with you guys.
So the next time a mates bird is in tears and homeless in a bar and you wanna help DONT!
Boy, could she fight like a banshee on fire.
If i'd have nutted her she'd still be having trouble breathing throu her nose. How our mate never murdered her is beyond me.