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Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lions out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Detroit Lions with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
 

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ROTFFLMGDAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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oh how true ......
 
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