LEGALIZE DWARF TOSSING!!!
Naa, just someone here at work heard about dwarf tossing as a sport in a bar, and he got online and actually found a few websites about it being illegal and some dwarfs were actually lobbying to legalize it because its a good source of income for them.Robert said:
Looks like someone needs some sleep.
It's not a rumor...those are facts. And there is nothing wrong with letting them THINK that they control the household and everything in it.spicersh said:The above two words are what have been rumored to be the secret to a long and successful marriage.
One other piece of advice I have come into somewhat recently:
"Never mess with the person that controls half of the money and all of the pu$$y."
I did have a vendor I worked with who changed the saying a little. He said if you're Italian it was more like, "Never mess with the woman who controls at least half the money and most of the pussy."Slip-On Rapist said:It's not a rumor...those are facts. And there is nothing wrong with letting them THINK that they control the household and everything in it.
....God I gotta get my wife on here...
monkey said:dang! can't quite make 0!
i just thought it had to do with how it was spelled? :dunno:Slip-On Rapist said:Gotta rub it in, huh? I want to toss midgets too!
Did you know that the difference between midgets and dwarves is that dwarves have a 'normal' sized head(umpa lumpas) and midgets are proportionate to their own body size....Or at least that's whe way it was explained to me anyways.