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Top 30 chuck norris facts.
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

My favorites....

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
 

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Those are all great
 
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