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is it just me....or do girls seem to like u better when u have a bike...i got a bike awhile back and ever since then....chicks coem up to me and talk to me alot when i stop to get gas and stuff like that and girls that wouldnt have nothin to do with me before now wave and scream at me when i drive by or pass them...anyone else get this?? lol
 

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I remember a post from a guy not too long ago about all the tail he was getting. Anyone else remember that? Ahh, the laughter that emitted.

Guess it depends on where you're riding. Around here, there are so many morons on two wheels, that the decent chicks are NOT impressed. The ones ready to drop trough, however, still are, and still hang out at Taco Bell at midnight.
 

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There is a good song that comes to mind here. If you've ever heard of Pat Daily he sings one called "Never Turn Down A Chance To Get Laid."

The girls you speak of will have absolutely no problem using you for your bike, so they look cool in front of their friends. You should have no compunction about using them for what you desire.

Before anyone labels me a heartless prick (which probably wouldn't be far off ), I normally would not condone using someone. However, I've seen the girls that get all wet over sportbikes and know very well that they have little to no interest in you whatsoever. I see nothing wrong with both of you getting a little of what you want in the deal. :thumb:
 

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kanwisch said:
I remember a post from a guy not too long ago about all the tail he was getting. Anyone else remember that? Ahh, the laughter that emitted.

Guess it depends on where you're riding. Around here, there are so many morons on two wheels, that the decent chicks are NOT impressed. The ones ready to drop trough, however, still are, and still hang out at Taco Bell at midnight.
I remember that guy, claimed to tag like 3 or 4 girls in one night because of the bike....I'll bet they were real quality ones too....:rolleyes:



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There is a good song that comes to mind here. If you've ever heard of Pat Daily he sings one called "Never Turn Down A Chance To Get Laid."

The girls you speak of will have absolutely no problem using you for your bike, so they look cool in front of their friends. You should have no compunction about using them for what you desire.

Before anyone labels me a heartless prick (which probably wouldn't be far off ), I normally would not condone using someone. However, I've seen the girls that get all wet over sportbikes and know very well that they have little to no interest in you whatsoever. I see nothing wrong with both of you getting a little of what you want in the deal. :thumb:
:thumb: I support any action that results in action! :D
 

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quality doesnt come in groups of 3 or 4 in a night.
there is an amusing, but very long thread in "how to" called how to use your bike as a pickup line, or something like that.
 

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From a girls perspective: I love sportbikes, and when I was single (and still a curb monkey), I loved guys with bikes.

Of course I "loved" them in a physical sense - give me a ride, then a "ride" and I wanna go home. There was a guy with a Ducati, he only put out twice, so I had to go find a new toy. :mad:

Then I realized I had better things to do with my time than be a curb monkey. :p

Until my bike was stolen and spicersh's totalled, I had the best of both worlds: my own bike to ride and a hottie to go home to (and he had to put out, I have a contract!). :drool:
 

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I`ve gotten notes left on my bike with kisses all over them, telling me to meet them (2 girl in one car that I passed earlier) at starbucks...












































...too bad I didn`t get the note till 12 and they said to meet at 11:finger:
 

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yeah well....i live in a kinda small town....and EVERYONE wants a bike lol....i just happen to be one that got one and it seems like everywhere i go...theres always some girl waving..screaming...or comin up to talk to me......im not gonan lie and say ive tagged alot of chicks from my bike lol.....but to be honest....id say i probably could from the way ive been treated so far lol.....they love them around here..
 

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Chicks that dig bikes normally aren't worth your time, except for a piece of ass. Which isn't really that bad when you think about it. But for us married guys who get hounded non stop, it kinda sucks. Anyone who would cream their panties over a sportbike without even seeing what the person looks like (hopefully you have a helmet on) is, like stated earlier, just interested in your bike. That's when you ask them if they like it in the tailpipe, errr I mean, if they like your tailpipe. The way it sounds....um....yeah...
 

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cbr929_cholo said:
IMHO......The bike won't get you laid but it's a good icebreaker. It gets a females adrenaline going and excites them. Not to mention it's cheap to ride one around on your bike. It's especially fun to ride up to Daytona in the summer and have the tourist curb monkeys come up and ask for rides.
...........But that having been said, if anyone else gets on here and says ,"I once had four sexy shorties in one day" I will once again laugh my a$$ off and call :bs:

You are very correct....it is a good icebreaker.

Also, I have never in my life heard of, or known anyone that has banged 4 chicks in one night, even with a motorcycle. Besides, half the chicks I have met while riding are cockteases anyways and not worth your time!:2cents:
 

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You are very correct....it is a good icebreaker.

Also, I have never in my life heard of, or known anyone that has banged 4 chicks in one night, even with a motorcycle. Besides, half the chicks I have met while riding are cockteases anyways and not worth your time!:2cents:
It can, and has, been done. Fairly easily I might add. It takes a lot more than a bike to do it, but a little work and some coordination and it's pretty easy......uhhh....so I've heard. :thumb:
 

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Hookers don't count man. :twofinger :twofinger :twofinger
 

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cbr929_cholo said:
LMAO it's like the guy who parks in the red light district and wonders why the girls keep coming up to him asking if he wants a date.
Then he says... "Naw man I swear...they are really interested in me! They said I was different!". :D
 

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cbr929_cholo said:
Well I was so pissed that the hooker melted her high heel on my pipe that I couldn't enjoy the sex anyway. :twofinger

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Hookers suck....





















or swallow....or do whatever you want to.
 

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i remember that thread if its true the broads must've been big fat swamp donkies that you'd have to strap a board to your ass so you wouldn't fall in.
 

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i remember that thread if its true the broads must've been big fat swamp donkies that you'd have to strap a board to your ass so you wouldn't fall in.
Nize :thumb:
 

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I have to disagree, with minimal skills and the half of the art of talk, banging out 4 monkeys in a day would be pretty easy. Just go somewhere like Myrtle Beach and you can pretty much pick one up on every pass of the strip, go back to their motel room and bang them out, dump them back off on the strip and tell them you will meet up with them later.....roll through again and bang bang bang another and just keep doing that...I would have to say more than 4 in a day would be realistic. Never did mor ethan 3, because I always liked to park the bike and go to the clubs and get the drink on late at night.
 
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