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nash

Discussion Starter · Jul 14, 2000

i saw this today. laughing ever since.

Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window

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Remember Folks: Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph

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FZR400Tony

· #2 · Jul 15, 2000

my favorite bumper sticker...

warning! @$$hole behind me

i loved that.

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G

· #3 · Jul 15, 2000

My son and YOUR money go to the Texas Department of Corrections

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Pete
"Ultimately, most problems can be solved by applying a large brick to the correct skull. Difficulties arise when you don't have a brick or can't find the the right skull. The Devil is always in the details."

AZ Scott

· #4 · Jul 15, 2000

"Caution: Horn broken. Watch for finger."

CBR_Damon

· #5 · Jul 15, 2000

Wait, wait, wait! I have a good one!!

"Child on board" ha ha ha ha Man, I love that one! Oh, wait a minute, that's not funny. Nevermind.

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Rub those pegs raw!

showdawg

· #6 · Jul 15, 2000

I liked this one

"Keep honking, i'm reloading"

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Barron
2000 vfr800

Owning things is highly overrated !!!

Fizzman

· #7 · Jul 15, 2000

I saw 2 funny ones the other day.
"Meter maids eat their young"
"Lord, save me from your followers"

Rock on
Ride on

Fizzman

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HondaNut!

· #8 · Jul 15, 2000

"My kid beat the crap out of your Honor Student"

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Kyle J.-
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mashuri

· #9 · Jul 15, 2000

I like the "Keep honking, I'm reloading" one!

There's a couple others I find funny:

"Too close for missiles, switching to guns"

"Praise the Lord, pass the ammo!"

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"You must be fast 'cuz I was haulin' ass when I passed you"

1999 Blue/White YZF-R1: 2 Bros. C4 exhaust, Dynojet jet kit, timing tricker, dyno-tuned by Graves
2000 NBM/Lt Oak int/Blk top C5 Convertible - MN6, Z51, Vortex Rammer, A&A Exhaust, C/R X-pipe, Corsa tips, !CAGS

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nash

Discussion Starter · #10 · Jul 15, 2000

my friends gave me these....

My Kid Is Inmate Of The Month

The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Rmember My Name

Who Lit the Fuse On Your Tampon?

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Remember Folks: Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph

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RCjohn

· #11 · Jul 16, 2000

Political bumper stickers that I like:

If Clinton is the answer... it must be a stupid question.

Clinton is evidence of why stupid people shouldn't be allowed to vote.

I'm torn on which is the funniest. I like these two the most:

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

and...

My other ride is your Mom.

Those two are hillarious. LMAO!!!

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Ride Hard!

John

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The_CB_Kid

· #12 · Jul 16, 2000

LOL!!!! I like "Who Lit the Fuse On Your Tampon?"

2 that I have are
1. So many cats so few recipes
2. Keep honking, I'm reloading

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Kyle M. m/15 cb350
Noblesville,IN
"So many cats so few recipes"

"Big Dick's HARDCORE Road Racing School, where we drag more than our knees."

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FZR400Tony

· #13 · Jul 16, 2000

i saw this in a bumper sticker e-mail--

jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

it's not quite who lit the fuse, but a favorite.

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Tony

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HondaNut!

· #14 · Jul 16, 2000

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by nash:
my friends gave me these....

My Kid Is Inmate Of The Month

The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Rmember My Name

Who Lit the Fuse On Your Tampon?

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think we all agree that Nash is the winner to date! LOL "Fuse!"

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Tirefryer

· #15 · Jul 16, 2000

I almost died when I saw this one.

My other Ride is your Mom.

Ouch
Mike

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A man's got to know his limitations

Luv2RideFast

· #16 · Jul 16, 2000

NinjaGal will appreciate this one:

"My husband said if I don't quit scuba diving, he is going to leave me. Damn, I'm going to miss him!"

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Stacia
Co-Admin
'00 CBR F4 (the faster, silver/red model)
"Objects in mirror no longer matter!"

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VTRPilot

· #17 · Jul 16, 2000

I got a new bike for my wife...what a great trade!

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We don't know where we're going, but we're making good time!...STC

AZ Scott

· #18 · Jul 16, 2000

On the back of my friend's race trailer:

"I'm not tailgating. I'm drafting!"

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A fool and his money are soon partying.

scotty

· #19 · Jul 16, 2000

My fave:

"Save the planet. Kill yourself."

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Twistiesman

· #20 · Jul 16, 2000

Got Beer?
Will F*** for beer
Looking for woman with boat. Send picture of boat.

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Dave
Too many curves...so little time

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