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i saw this today. laughing ever since.

Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window

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my favorite bumper sticker...

warning! @$$hole behind me

i loved that.

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My son and YOUR money go to the Texas Department of Corrections

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"Ultimately, most problems can be solved by applying a large brick to the correct skull. Difficulties arise when you don't have a brick or can't find the the right skull. The Devil is always in the details."
 

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I saw 2 funny ones the other day.
"Meter maids eat their young"
"Lord, save me from your followers"

Rock on
Ride on

Fizzman

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I like the "Keep honking, I'm reloading" one!

There's a couple others I find funny:

"Too close for missiles, switching to guns"

"Praise the Lord, pass the ammo!"

:D

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2000 NBM/Lt Oak int/Blk top C5 Convertible - MN6, Z51, Vortex Rammer, A&A Exhaust, C/R X-pipe, Corsa tips, !CAGS
 

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my friends gave me these....

My Kid Is Inmate Of The Month

The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Rmember My Name

Who Lit the Fuse On Your Tampon?



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Political bumper stickers that I like:

If Clinton is the answer... it must be a stupid question.

Clinton is evidence of why stupid people shouldn't be allowed to vote.

:D :D :D

I'm torn on which is the funniest. I like these two the most:

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

and...

My other ride is your Mom.

Those two are hillarious. LMAO!!! :D :D

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LOL!!!! I like "Who Lit the Fuse On Your Tampon?"

2 that I have are
1. So many cats so few recipes
2. Keep honking, I'm reloading

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"So many cats so few recipes"

"Big Dick's HARDCORE Road Racing School, where we drag more than our knees."
 

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i saw this in a bumper sticker e-mail--

jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

it's not quite who lit the fuse, but a favorite.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by nash:
my friends gave me these....

My Kid Is Inmate Of The Month

The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Rmember My Name

Who Lit the Fuse On Your Tampon?

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I think we all agree that Nash is the winner to date! LOL "Fuse!"



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NinjaGal will appreciate this one:

"My husband said if I don't quit scuba diving, he is going to leave me. Damn, I'm going to miss him!"

:p

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I got a new bike for my wife...what a great trade!

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