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where y'all live out there in cyberland do you see those bumper stickers around that say "Thank an officer in honer of oficer so-and-so"
Whell I had an Idea for one that says "Tell a cop to F--k off,and let them thank officer________" and you can insert the name of Johnny-Law who did wrong by you.
What do you think? Probably just asking for trouble right? but I thought it would be funny.

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How about "Bet you'd drive better with that cell phone shoved up your a$$" ?

I may personally put these into production.

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With a sticker like that on your ride, I imagine you would be spending alot more time in traffic court..


Hey Bodean, I thought you were movin down here to Texas?


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how about one that says

who lit the fuse on your tampon?

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I like the cell phone one!

I've wanted to get a license plate frame made up for my bike that sums up my disdain for all of those drivers who think they are lords of the road in their SUV's.

ALL of the SPORT,

NONE of the UTILITY!

'cane




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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Aril, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hurricane:

I've wanted to get a license plate frame made up for my bike that sums up my disdain for all of those drivers who think they are lords of the road in their SUV's.

ALL of the SPORT,

NONE of the UTILITY!

'cane

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what sport? A sport vehicle should be able to corner without rolling over.

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That's about right, Vypir!

Not to mention- the most uneven pavement the majority of those things will see is the gravel parking lot of a soccer field....

'cane

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I once saw a pic of a Ferrari F40 with a cool plate that I thought about putting on my bike, it read :

BYBYCOP

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I like the idea, but cops seemed to be ticked off enough when they pull me over. The last thing I need is to give the a$$hole more reason...

I have seen the cell phone ones before and most of the people driving around with them were horrible drivers...and one was even on a cell phone!!!

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If he was "on" a cell-phone, at least he had the right idea of where to store it.

Who are all the people in SUV's on cell phones talking to? They're trying to dial up someone in the same area code as the back half of their vehicle.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Aril, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hurricane:

Not to mention- the most uneven pavement the majority of those things will see is the gravel parking lot of a soccer field....

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Cane, LOL at your comment because last year I had to use my 4x4 Tahoe as a "rescue vehicle" at a soccer field for a friend who had broken his leg during a game. Between the parking lot and the field there was about 200 yds of flooded land and a ditch to cross; it beat carrying him out on foot. And as I plowed through the muck, I was on my cell phone calling his wife. :D

DISCLAIMER: The following story was told only in an anecdotal context, and should not be misconstrued as a defense for owning an SUV. :p




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Wouldn't work as a bumper sticker because you have to read it backwards in your mirror to get it, but a couple of years ago I saw a BMW M3 with the license plate:

VMNKCF

Considering the inordinate amount of idiots driving 45 mph in the left lane around Silicon Valley this plate seemed rather appropriate.

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Saw a great bumper sticker the other day........"Lick Bush in 2000".Sorry all you Republicans.

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