[chris_y2k_r1]

1.) - When you get ontop the bike does all
the work.

2.) - Once it gets hot it takes a long time
to cool down.

3.) - If you don't like the one you've got
you can trade it in for a new one.

4.) - A bike is a cycle but doesn't have one.

5.) - Bikes don't do things that would have
them commited.

6.) - All you have to do to turn it on is
insert a key and press a button

7.) - If the bike breaks you CAN fix it.

8.) - If you have a good go one day, you don't have to call it the next.


That's all for now.. Feel free to:

1.) Flame, rib and ream the author.
2.) Add more (This would be better)
3.) Nothing (Perhaps even better)
4.) Logoff (best)
5.) Post a better topic (this is chancey)

Chris


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If the front wheel's in the air, Your front tire you will spare.

 

[FZR400Tony]

going for approach #2:

9)-a bike doesn't care if you ride another bike.

10)-a bike doesn't care how many other bikes you've have/had.

11)-you can 'use' a friend's bike.

12)-a bike is always ready when you are.

13)-a bike doesn't care if you're late.

14)-a bike is never late.

15)-a bike has no need for flowers, cards, or candy.

16)-and last but not least, when a bike gets old it becomes a classic, women just get old.

sorry ladies, i hope you all have a sense of humor about this.

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Tony

the views and opinions expressed by tony (cbrf2boy) are the ramblings of a total idiot. sbw.com, it's administrators, moderators, and members don't necessarily agree with and are not responsible for anything this idiot has to say.

[This message has been edited by cbrf2boy (edited July 05, 2000).]

 

[Guest]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chris_y2k_r1:

6.) - All you have to do to turn it on is
insert a key and press a button

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not if you know what you are doing.



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Pete
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting GERONIMO!"

 

[Rug Burn]

With a bike, you can beat the p!ss out of it without facing any jail time.

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Clark

 

[chris_y2k_r1]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RUG BURN:
With a bike, you can beat the p!ss out of it without facing any jail time.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

- Ummm.... You might want to delete that.


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If the front wheel's in the air, Your front tire you will spare.

 

[chris_y2k_r1]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pete:
Not if you know what you are doing.

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Do you really want to open THAT can o' worms?

Especially with "Cheetos" around??
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If the front wheel's in the air, Your front tire you will spare.

[This message has been edited by chris_y2k_r1 (edited July 05, 2000).]

 

[RCjohn]

Sorry Chris, Cheetos has been retired it's just RCjohn now. It was done on Independence Day.

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Ride Hard!

John

 

[Rug Burn]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chris_y2k_r1:
- Ummm.... You might want to delete that.


<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Chris,
Oopps I thought the question was "Why are sportbikes better than cats--my bad



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Clark

 

[RCjohn]

RUG BURN,

You're killing me. LMAO

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Ride Hard!

John

 

[chris_y2k_r1]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RUG BURN:
Chris,
Oopps I thought the question was "Why are sportbikes better than cats--my bad

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Jokes are just falling out on the floor
and I can't touch any of them!! Damn!!


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If the front wheel's in the air, Your front tire you will spare.

 

[monkey]

BUMP

after you dump a bike, it'll still let you ride it.

 

[squidwannabe]

All motorcycles like to be urinated on.

 

[monkey]

All motorcycles like to be urinated on.

is that why they call you "m/c"?