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To celebrate the passing of Legends sanity a once in a life time oppertunity is being made available to a select few.

Over the next two weeks, no more than a hundred tickets at the price of $100 will be sold, and the lucky winner will get to spend a full day (24 hours) with the one and only Legend.

This is an event not to be missed. Tickets will be sold on a first come first served basis at a maximum of 3 tickets per person via all Spastic outlets from Saturday 3 July onwards.

The draw will be at 2.00pm Saturday 17 July and the judges decision will be final.

Second prize will be a quick shag if your a chick, and third prize will be a pair of Legends undies, used.

All participants enter at their own risk and 'Dubious Entertainment Limited' accepts no responsibility for the sanity or safety of the winner while in the custody and care of the Legend.

If you have a history of heart problems or are pregnant, we suggest you do not enter .... although Legend has confessed to a preference for the results to by fiddled so second prize goes to a South African Zulu tribal warriors pregnant 22 yo daughter ...
 

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I'm banking on third place, so I was wondering if the prize undergarments have seen "normal" use or if they are the "special trackday limited edition?"


Your definition of "normal" may vary.
 

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What!!!!!!!1

Let this be a lesson to us all............never drink bacardi breezers...Legend's lost it:confused: what a tart:twofinger
 

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I'm banking on third place, so I was wondering if the prize undergarments have seen "normal" use or if they are the "special trackday limited edition?"


Your definition of "normal" may vary.

Legends pants have only been used for ceremonial duties and parade laps .... if you a want a proper pair of track scrathers I'm sure I could arrange set of mine. My wife calls them my dirt devils !!!! I don't let her air on the line coz I afraid the neighbours will see !!!!


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Legends pants have only been used for ceremonial duties and parade laps .... if you a want a proper pair of track scrathers I'm sure I could arrange set of mine. My wife calls them my dirt devils !!!! I don't let her air on the line coz I afraid the neighbours will see !!!!


:eek: :D :cool: :cool: :D
I swear it's not what it looks like honey, the guys at the track were doing burnouts in my pants! :eek:
 
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